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Funny story: Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

It was revealed by Haye Tyson, a City Council litter picker this morning to our ace, unpaid, senile reporter Inchcock Gobblenot, that the Nottingham City Police are to awarded a Special Preservation Order from the city. Mr Tyson went on to explain...

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Funny story: The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress. The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...

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Funny story: Statistics working for the government

Statistics working for the government

The head of the new government department for analyzing statistics, Sir Arthur Dozen MP said his fresh approach to interpreting statistics would help to improve the government's popularity and make people feel safer. He outlined how his new approa...

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Funny story: Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

A hard-up police force has negotiated free bus travel to get its officers to their beats. Uniformed bobbies in Gloucestershire will be able to hop on Stagecoach vehicles in a bid to save petrol costs and wear and tear on patrol cars. Gloucester...

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Funny story: Criminals no longer to be offered "two for the price of one" on serious crimes

Criminals no longer to be offered "two for the price of one" on serious crimes

A controversial scheme in which criminals were allowed to commit two crimes but only go to prison for one of them has been scrapped. Minister of Justice Herbert Folly has said he will no longer try to get the law enacted, explaining that when he had...

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Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Narwhal's Tusk Scrimshaw, Part Three

Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Narwhal's Tusk Scrimshaw, Part Three

My friend Shylock Humes sat by the fireside in his favourite armchair, with his legs pulled up and his arms wrapped about his knees. He was coiled and taut, his head sunken into his gaunt shoulders. That recent training with contortionist Roberto the Rubberman of Bounder Brothers Circus was already paying off. Humes was staring at our extraordinary visitor, Captain, or Professor, Goosefoundling...

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Funny story: It's CRAP! Two Weeks After Taking Office Chicago Mayor Emanuel Announces City Casino, Slots in Airports & No Indians!

It's CRAP! Two Weeks After Taking Office Chicago Mayor Emanuel Announces City Casino, Slots in Airports & No Indians!

Former White House Chief of Staff, ballet dancer, Mossad Agent and potty mouthed politician Rahm Emanuel did what the former Daley Family, both father and son. couldn't accomplish in 46 years, return Chicago to the 1930's...in just two weeks! Elec...

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Funny story: NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...

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Funny story: Are Tories still Party of Law 'n Order?

Are Tories still Party of Law 'n Order?

There is the old adage about a policeman's whistle. The sound of it either brings you comfort or fear. If you are comfortable in the first place it is reassuring to know that you are being protected from the revolutionary hordes - but if you are of a category that immediately causes the police to be suspicious you fear the sound of a police whistle. Now the Tories know which side of the fen...

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Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...

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Funny story: City Banker Robbed

City Banker Robbed

It has been reported that top city banker John Farrington, CEO of Barkwest Bank was brutally robbed of his wallet last month. Mr Farrington was leaving the main entrance of the bank's city headquarters in order to go to lunch, when he was accosted...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers being exploited - a MUST READ

Spoof Writers being exploited - a MUST READ

The Spooof is doubling its efforts to end the kind of exploitation of writers which has recently been exposed in the 'Old Geezer Job Campaign.' (OGJC) An extra 10 Administrators are being hired by Mark Lowton to tackle rogue writers who fiddle stories and take advantage of Britain's 1.4m-strong army of wannabe Spoofers. The new Administrators are expected to raise an extra 2m points a year f...

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Funny story: The disasters of Capitalism

The disasters of Capitalism

The horrible problems created by capitalism that Karl Marx tried to fix in Europe have occurred again but in America after a decade since Marx first wrote his Communist Manifesto. Marx who was born into a wealthy family was concerned about his European brothers and sisters suffering under the deplorable conditions created by Capitalism. Two armed men who were desperate to pay for their gran...

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Funny story: Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...

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Funny story: Nation in Shock as Teenager Helps

Nation in Shock as Teenager Helps

BIRMINGHAM - A teenager - those evil youths - was found to be helping within his community today. Rob Smith, 15, who is a teenager, and therefore a baby-eating monster - was helping an old lady across the road. "He came up to me," recalled Dais...

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Funny story: Standup Criminal Finally Gets Caught, And It's No Joke For Him

Standup Criminal Finally Gets Caught, And It's No Joke For Him

DALLAS, TX - A man was finally captured after a decade long search and a crime spree ranging in offenses from car theft to armed robbery to rape. Somewhere along the way, he also earned a nickname for his rather peculiar modus operandi. Last nigh...

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Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Missing Case

Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Missing Case

It was a warm, clear day in early May. I had had a busy morning. Fruit bottling and goat-whispering were my great passions - when I was not assisting my friend Shylock Humes with his extraordinary cases - but there were times when it all became too much for my nerves. Kumquats can be uneasy bedfellows, I can assure you. And goats are not always easily whispered to, nor their owners easy to satisfy...

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