WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hope Hicks has come out and revealed that she got the Coronavirus from President Trump, and not the other way around, as Fox News, Donald Trump, and Kimberly Guilfoyle are claiming. Hope spoke with Vodka Vermicel…
Washington, DC - As Donald Trump celebrated his new Supreme Court nominee in defiance of the dying wishes of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, he had no idea the fate that awaited him. But supporters of Justice Ginsburg knew exactly what could happen.
A White House spokesman disclosed that President Trump is suffering from Schadenfreude’s Disease. And the Coronavirus. The 74-year-old US president has tweeted to his followers that he feels fine, and is sure he will get through it. Schadenfreu…
Gun shops across the country have reported a huge surge in the purchase of weapons and ammunition after it was announced on national TV earlier, that President Donald Trump, cruelly struck down with the Coronavirus earlier in the week, is 'out of dan…
There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.
After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…
In the aftermath of the news that the most powerful man in the world, President Donald Trump, has tested positive for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, words are coming from the man, himself, that it is yet another case of fake news, and that he's ne…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – All of the Trump women sat mask-less at the recent presidential debate. Cameras caught Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Lara, and Kimberly (Guilfoyle), not wearing their masks, and looking like the cats that ate the ca…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump was flown to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in a U.S. Army Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that they had to use a military helicopte…
In a somewhat astonishing and confusing announcement made just minutes ago, it has been revealed that President Donald Trump, diagnosed with the Coronavirus, COVID-19, just days ago, is already feeling much better, and is set to be given the 'all-cle…
Health officials who carried out a raid on a Chicago factory which produces hand sanitizer for use in the battle against the Coronavirus, have said they found the product was riddled with traces of the Coronavirus. The search team of CDC experts h…
President Trump is furious over his having tested positive for Covid-19. During a phone interview, he said, “Biden, yes that one is a no-brainer. But I want his puppeteer, Jill Biden, infected too. By the way, I’m doing great, never better. Kungflu h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that President Trump knew he had the Coronavirus three days ago, and hid it from the American people, and the world. A source inside the White House said that they were all sworn…
As a second lockdown becomes increasingly likely, due to the dreaded virus, even Waitrose shoppers have begun to panic buy. Stores around the country are reporting shortages of black olives, ciabatta and sun-dried tomatoes. One branch in Berksh…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A White House staff member, who spoke to iRumors, on condition of anonymity, said that Trump’s closest adviser, Hope Hicks, has tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. The staff member said that, lately, the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Baltimore Implier Journal is reporting that President Trump is now in quarantine because of the Coronavirus. Trump told the news media that he has just been tested, and he will release the results of the Covi…
Washington D.C. The dramatic news, last night, that President Trump’s close advisor, Hope Hicks, has contracted the Coronavirus, has led to the President and others to self-isolate. Considering the news, the White House has been placed under the care…
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