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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

A lucrative new deal between two of Hollywood's most controversial stars has been announced today. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed a multimillion dollar deal with Laughing in Purgatory Entertainment Inc (LiP Inc) to create the next genera...

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Funny story: Celebrity Dog Has A Sniff

Celebrity Dog Has A Sniff

Incoming reports appear to confirm that the dog of a famous celebrity with an ego larger than the north face of Everest was out and about today in London's fashionable Notting Hill district, sniffing around. An unnamed celebrity dog walker, named...

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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and pretending to be important,...

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Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...

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Funny story: One Man's Quest for Fame and Glory

One Man's Quest for Fame and Glory

A skeleton found in Australia's Simpson desert is believed to be that of intrepid explorer Earnest Potter . Earnest was last seen in January 12th 1894 as he led an expeditionary force into Australia's Northern Territory in search of a fabled gold reef. The map of where to find the gold had been sold to Mr. Potter by a Lewis Lasseter whom he met in a pub in Sydney. Lasseter swore on a stack of bibl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent. The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the movie franch...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais - Say no more!

Ricky Gervais - Say no more!

According to 'some', Ricky Gervais was an absolute HIT at the Golden Globe Awards, according to 'many' HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIT at the Golden Globe Awards. Surely the organizers knew what they were doing, asking Ricky to 'host' again. Or are they REALLY fools? So what - if he never works in that town again - he made us laugh, he made us squirm, he made some of us proud to be British. He kin...

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Funny story: Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Vacuous marriage hound, Katie Price, has sensationally accused her current husband Alex Reid of trying to edge in on her fame. As the 'Reidinator', or 'dipshit' as most people know him as, clung tightly to her coattails, Price accused Reid of vari...

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Funny story: Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which gay celebrity replaced his deceased child with a brand-spanking new one? Friends of the B-list colon comrade say that the baby they created to replace their deceased son is happy, healthy, and has made the parents happier than a Royale with cheese, with renewed spirit and purpose into their home. If a man writes an offensive blind item... ... and no one reads it, is it sti...

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Funny story: UK Winter Misery Set To Continue

UK Winter Misery Set To Continue

The hardest winter in living memory seems set to return with a vengeance to the UK before long, writes Belinda Barrelscraper, Storm on the Cultural Horizon Correspondent. The UK is currently enjoying a brief respite from a record-breaking winter o...

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Funny story: More Flash, More Bang, More Wallop

More Flash, More Bang, More Wallop

Los Angeles: Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have been announced as the leads in a Hollywood remake of Tommy Steele's 1967 musical Half A Sixpence, also starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Danny Dyer. At a press conference yesterday the action star Statham...

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Funny story: Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

The case against J.K.Rowling in Edinburgh's Criminal Court for shoplifting went ahead yesterday. Woolworth's representative Lionel Peasbody gave testimony to the effect that he saw a lady wearing a long black cloak, pointed boots and tall peake...

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Funny story: The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities

The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities

Here Is A Listing of The Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities Kirstie Alley - The 409 pound former actress says that for Christmas she would like to receive clothes that are edible. Jennifer Lopez - J.Lo says that for Christmas she wants a bigger ass so that she can get people to once again start paying attention to her gigantic caboose instead of focusing on the humongous butts...

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Funny story: Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars

The Royal Astronomical Society is forecasting an evening of shooting stars tomorrow night (Tuesday). Already several 'stars' have been offered up for the great sacrifice: X Factor competitors are high on the list trailing Ann Widdicombe by a short...

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Funny story: Celebrity Suicide Reality TV Show hits UK

Celebrity Suicide Reality TV Show hits UK

A new reality TV show in which celebrities will attempt suicide live on TV is to be launched in the next month. Celebrities lined up so far include Noel Edmunds, Vanessa Feltch, Bobby Davro and Katie Price and will compete every day in various s...

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Funny story: Popular telly hostess acquitted of stalking, harassment charges

Popular telly hostess acquitted of stalking, harassment charges

Somewhat remembered television presenter Yvonne Fielding was set free in court today on charges she stalked and harassed WikiLeaks founder Julian Asshat. In compelling testimony before Lady Justice Constant Sterne-Battylaxe, Fielding said she wa...

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