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Funny story: French farmer fed his ducks cannabis, killed the worms and got busted, "quack, quack"!

French farmer fed his ducks cannabis, killed the worms and got busted, "quack, quack"!

A French duck farmer, Messieur Royeur, was caught feeding his ducks with cannabis because they all had worms. He maintained that the cannabis was the best cure for his ducks from the worms and normal worm-killing remedies just didn't work. He h...

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Funny story: Ganja gavage for great smoked duck treat is French farmer's excuse

Ganja gavage for great smoked duck treat is French farmer's excuse

France - (Sitting Duck Mess): A French farmer who force fed marijuana to his flock of 500 Muscovies told magistrates this week the practice is part of an ancient smoked duck tradition. Police had caught La Gripperie-Saint-Symphorien farmer Michel...

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Funny story: MP's secret Cannabis Farm paid for by YOU

MP's secret Cannabis Farm paid for by YOU

The self-confessed philanderer and millionaire MP Lib-Dem John Hemming took out a £200,000 mortgage to stem a 'cash flow' problem. He then billed the taxpayers £825 a month to cover the repayments, reported the Mail. More shocking that that, and...

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Funny story: Mexican Bud Will Cost $350 an Ounce After Authorities Seize 105 tons

Mexican Bud Will Cost $350 an Ounce After Authorities Seize 105 tons

A--hole policia in the Mexican border city of Tijuana, who should be shooting illegals launching themselves over the border, or arresting the 245,409 tranny hookers who roam the streets -- not that they can't, you know, suck-- have instead seized 105...

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Funny story: California Pot Legalization: Experts Warn of Hilarious Downfall

California Pot Legalization: Experts Warn of Hilarious Downfall

SAN DIEGO, CA- Californian's are set to go to the polls in November. A major issue on the ballot is Proposition 19, a proposal to legalize marijuana in the state. Some scientists are warning of unintended negative consequences, should the vote pas...

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Funny story: Farmville player arrested for cultivating cannabis

Farmville player arrested for cultivating cannabis

A Farmville player has been arrested on suspicion of cultivating cannabis on the popular Facebook simulation game. Details emerging reveal a man, believed to be in his mid 30s, was arrested when police checked his computer and discovered an onlin...

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Funny story: New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

Police in New Zeland seized marijuana over the past year and decided to burn off the marijuana that they didn't smoke or sell through their network of distributors. Police officers in Picton, New Zealand were burning marijuana when the wind changed d...

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Funny story: George Michael is Praying for time

George Michael is Praying for time

Jail time that is. Michael, real name Georgios Panayiotou, appeared amid heavy security at the magistrates' court after having been told that the next time he comes back, could mean for keeps, and the pop star couldn't be more delighted. 'I just n...

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Funny story: Mellowed Out Bears on Canadian Pot Farm No Danger to Law Enforcement Officers

Mellowed Out Bears on Canadian Pot Farm No Danger to Law Enforcement Officers

Deep in the Canadian woods, law enforcement officials were checking out complaints by neighbors that a woman living there was acting a bit strange. Upon entering the property, the officers upwards of a thousand pot plants growing. Even more alarming...

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Funny story: Dope smoking, stoned bears guard Canadian marijuana farm

Dope smoking, stoned bears guard Canadian marijuana farm

Police raiding a marijuana farm in western Canada were astonished to find bears apparently guarding it. However initial alarm wore off when officers realised the 10 or so bears did not behave aggressively and were in fact docile and tame due to b...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Holds Pot Sampling Party in Governor's Mansion

Arnold Schwarzenegger Holds Pot Sampling Party in Governor's Mansion

When it comes to the legalization and regulation of marijuana in the State of California, some say Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is leaning towards supporting Proposition 19. Even if he doesn't fully support the measure, those closest to him claim t...

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Funny story: US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

New federal guidelines are now in place stating that the Veterans' Affairs Hospitals and Clinics located in states where medical marijuana is legal will now allow their patients to use marijuana for pain management. Several changes to the hospital...

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Funny story: Third Time Charm! Paris Hilton Caught Carrying Big Potted Marijuana Plant At Airport.

Third Time Charm! Paris Hilton Caught Carrying Big Potted Marijuana Plant At Airport.

For the third time in three weeks, Paris Hilton has been charged with possession as she was caught by security guards at New York's Kennedy Airport. This time she was carrying a potted plant, five feet tall. "She's having sport with us", says g...

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Funny story: Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had a small amount of pot in her purse. The same thing happened two weeks ago at the World Cup, then completely dropped out of t...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Opens Marijuana Superstore

Mel Gibson Opens Marijuana Superstore

Hollywood, CA. Beating Woody Harrelson to market Mel Gibson announced the opening of the Gibson Hemp Market today in West Hollywood during a ribbon cutting ceremony that featured Seth Rogan. Gibson gave a brief statement before the ribbon was...

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Funny story: Government Bails Out Pot Farmers

Government Bails Out Pot Farmers

It hasn't been easy for marijuana growers these days. Along with the downturn in the world wide economy, pot farmers are facing increasing legalization in states such as California and Colorado where anyone with a pulse can easily acquire a medicina...

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Funny story: First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

Portland, OR - The first official chain of marijuana cafés offering medical marijuana in the United States have opened in the Portland, Oregon area. Going by the name of Zig-Zag Comfort Cafés, each of the three locations features breakfast, lunch, an...

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