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Funny story: Do Canadians Really Exist?

Do Canadians Really Exist?

Do Canadians really exist? Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police, plaid shirts, and wood burning stoves? Or are they simply a product of someone's over-inventive fantasy? As a child growing up in Wisconsin I lived within 200 miles of the alleged border between our two countries and yet never once ran into one of these purported bipeds. Many sto...

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Funny story: Canada votes to re-elect Conservatives

Canada votes to re-elect Conservatives

News flash from the Judge Retort Ottawa bureau: Ok. So, like, in a show of great northern neighborliness, the Canadians have made a beauty offer, eh. No, you should see! Look. They are so magnanimmm, magminomo, magnicartimous,… They are so big-hearted that - this is so beauty, eh! - Canadians are going to re-elect America's conservatives if Obama wins, eh. The Canadians think it's, like,...

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Funny story: The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

World Wide Wonderfully Wondrous Sports Magazine recently sent one of its senior writers, Rhubarb 'Seventh-Inning Stretch' Stretchalini to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan to interview Pierre Thibodaux Lafayette, the commissioner of the brand new all-womens fo...

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Funny story: Hurricane 'Eh' Hits Canada

Hurricane 'Eh' Hits Canada

Tragic news from the north! The eastern third of Canada (a country to the North of America) was devastated by a rare hurricane, named Eh. Honorable Ian MacStormcloud of parliament made the following comment: "Ok. So like, it was a really beauty...

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Funny story: Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Sarah Palin VPILF of the Republicunt Party has ignited an international incident with her foolish remarks in one of her rare but ungemlike interviews. Palin told Katie Couric that when Putin rears his head, he will come into American airspace in...

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Funny story: Debate Over Debate Escalates in Canada

Debate Over Debate Escalates in Canada

Ottawa - Reading from a prepared script with US secret service agents flanking him, Prime Minister Steven Harper announced "The fact that the Canadian election is set for the same time frame as the US election this year is purely coincidental. It is...

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Funny story: The real reason why Mats Sundin is hesitant to sign with the Vancouver Canucks - has his eyes on 2010 ice-dance gold medal!

The real reason why Mats Sundin is hesitant to sign with the Vancouver Canucks - has his eyes on 2010 ice-dance gold medal!

VANCOUVER, CANADA: With the prospect of 20 million dollars dangling before his eyes, you would think Mats Sundin would bite - and bite hard. But for some reason, the procrastinating, dithering Swede has driven Vancouver Canucks GM Mike Gillis stir-...

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Funny story: Canada Supports Torture and 'Kangaroo Court' Prosecution of Canadian Children by US Military

Canada Supports Torture and 'Kangaroo Court' Prosecution of Canadian Children by US Military

OTTAWA (FMLiveWire) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has strongly voiced his support of the torture and prosecution of Canadian children at Guantanamo Bay by the US military.

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Funny story: Canada joins Axis of Evil

Canada joins Axis of Evil

Toronto (CNN) - Tired of being perceived as Americas Side-kick Canada has petitioned to join the Axis of Evil. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated "we need to toughen up our image and becoming a member of the Axis of Evil is a great fi...

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Funny story: One of six human feet washed up on shore has now been identified

One of six human feet washed up on shore has now been identified

Tyee Spit Beach, near Vancouver in Canada, has been in the news recently since the discovery of six human feet washed up on the shore over a period of ten months.

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Funny story: Facts That Will Amaze You

Facts That Will Amaze You

1. The Manoki Indians of Canada consider the testicles of a beaver to be an aphrodisiac as well as good eating.

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Funny story: Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

MONTREAL, PQ - A severe drought which limited cotton production in the southern United States last fall is having a dramatic effect on the Canadian tuxedo industry.

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Funny story: Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

TORONTO, ON - A Canada Customs official is adamant that he adhered to procedural guidelines and did not deviate from protocol when clearing three suspected terrorists through customs at Toronto's Pearson International Airport.

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Funny story: James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...

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Funny story: Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

BY GORD, THE CANADIAN PRESS - Our normally peaceful country erupted like a shaken Molson yesterday when it was announced that the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs had been canceled indefinitely.

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Funny story: Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Citizens, politicians, scientists, and the press of the world were gathered today for a press conference in Toronto, Canada, to witness the arrival of a man claiming to be a time traveller.

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Funny story: Obama: "I would not hesitate to invade Canada if they pull out of NAFTA"

Obama: "I would not hesitate to invade Canada if they pull out of NAFTA"

JACKSON,MS - Presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama made the remark, when asked to comment on a leaked Canadian government report questioning the benefits Canada gets from NAFTA. The report purportedly suggests renegotiating the agreement with the...

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