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Funny story: Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story: California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

Negro Johnson the, "hero" of the situation says, "It was nothing, I knew that guy was up to something and plus theres a really hot chick and I want to score!" Abbudin Yaqoot Saquala, a 46 year old male from Islamabad, Pakistan was caught trying t...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

CHICAGO - The queen of American talk shows and one of the richest women in the United States Oprah Winfrey has agreed to lend the financially strapped state of California $1 billion at an amazingly low 1.3 percent interest rate. Ms. Winfrey said t...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars Curtis Verflippet has stated that the upcoming DWTS season will not include professional dancer Lacey Schwimmer. When asked why the popular 21-year-old had been axed Verflippet simply said...

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Funny story: A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

LOS ANGELES - A 3.7 magnitude earthquake struck Los Angeles at about 12:39 p.m. LCT (Left Coast Time). There were reports of minor damages such as the usual broke salt shakers and pepper shakers along with light bulbs popping out of front and back po...

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Funny story: The Bachelor - The Claws and Talons Are Coming Out!

The Bachelor - The Claws and Talons Are Coming Out!

PISMO BEACH, California - The Bachelor is down to five females and four are members of The We Hate Vienna The Bitch Club. Vienna, the 23-year-old penguin trainer from Sanford, Florida stated that she doesn't care what the other four girls think be...

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Funny story: Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...

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Funny story: The Nation's Economic Mess Hits The Hell's Angels

The Nation's Economic Mess Hits The Hell's Angels

MILPITAS, California - The leader of the Northern California chapter of the Hell's Angels Corbin "Zoom Zoom" Knoxcross has stated that due to the continuing downward spiraling economic situation his organization has had to make some adjustment change...

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Funny story: Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons...

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Funny story: San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

In preparation for the upcoming lunch rush, bartenders at a downtown San Jose restaurant were in process of mixing ingredients in five gallon buckets when the earthquake struck, knocking bottles of tequila and a box of fresh limes into the pails.

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Funny story: Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...

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Funny story: California Leads Nation in Available Workers

California Leads Nation in Available Workers

For nearly three decades, a steady decline in available labor resources had plagued California's employers. Despite eight years of business-friendly initiatives put in place by the Bush administration, many of the state's business owners continued to...

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Funny story: New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

California Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger, saying it was a last resort, said he was coming out of film retirement in a last ditch effort to save his state from bankruptcy. The 62 year old, citing the recent success of blockbuster 'Avatar', his sta...

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Funny story: California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans on signing a bill that will ban power-guzzling big screen televisions. The governor said that he knows that it is not a popular decision, especially with the rich folks, but he stressed that it has...

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Funny story: As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

Sacramento, CA - In a new development that has environmentalists, sociologists and linguists puzzled the world over, California has suddenly 'gone Sweden' as water turns to aquavit, people have become more pacifist and Governor Schwarzenegger's accen...

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Funny story: The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

SACRAMENTO - In a surprising move the California state legislature has passed a bill outlawing the use of the word 'whatever." State Senator, Twyla Bassilacotta, 47, of Calabasas, said that she proposed the bill after recently shopping at the Lady...

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Funny story: Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer expressed dismay at the way she says California "is always mooching stuff off other states in the area." This came just a few days after Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at the governors mansion in Phoenix and asked if he c...

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