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Funny story: Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Proof if proof were needed that global warming is taking hold of Britain in an icy death-like grip, as for the first time in living memory the weather over the bank holiday has been nice.

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Funny story: Brown & Buffy Re-instate 'British and Colonial Aircraft Company' to Boost Productivity in UK

Brown & Buffy Re-instate 'British and Colonial Aircraft Company' to Boost Productivity in UK

BRISTOL - The frankly shabby performance of British productivity in recent years is set to change. This was the statement from Prime Minister Brown today. Leader of the opposition, David Cameron, responded by saying, "We were just thinking about...

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Funny story: "One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

"One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

Scientists have announced that one in 4 children born in Britain are foreign.

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Funny story: Britain To Be Tropical Islet in 20 Years!

Britain To Be Tropical Islet in 20 Years!

London - Today scientists announce a new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to be renamed Ben Nevis is...

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Funny story: Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Iconic World War 2 cartoon figure, Mr Chad, has been discovered hiding in the New Forest and seemingly not aware that the war is over.

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Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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Funny story: British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

Christine Ohuruogu, the British women's 400m sprinter who was banned from the sport for a year, has been handed a lifeline back into the sport, after being included in the squad for the World Championships in Osa...

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Funny story: New Prime Minister Gordon Brown Heads To U.S. to Meet President Bush

New Prime Minister Gordon Brown Heads To U.S. to Meet President Bush

New British Prime Minister Gordon Brown leaves London Sunday for an historic first official meeting with United States President George W. Bush. The two will have talks at Camp David, the official presidential retreat in the mountains.

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Funny story: Classic Tintin Story Declared Rascist

Classic Tintin Story Declared Rascist

Tintin in the Congo, one of the classic series by Georges Remi, has been declared rascist in it's treatment of native Africans and will be removed from bookshelves in Great Britain, the United States, and other countries. The novel features Tint...

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Funny story: British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

Young British tennis hopefuls should spend less time on court because of the danger of being humiliated once they turn professional, a study says.

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Funny story: Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

The British-Russian crisis moved a step closer to war yesterday after the Kremlin expelled four British diplomats in a tit-for-tat response to Monday's expulsion of the same number of Russians fr...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Introduces Legislation to Grant Great Britain Statehood!

Ron Paul Introduces Legislation to Grant Great Britain Statehood!

Today Ron Paul introduced legislation that would make Great Britain the 51st state of the United States. The legislation co-written with new friend Tony Blair, calls for Britons to vote regarding statehood next spring. All Britons would then be eligi...

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Funny story: Britons think bacon comes from humans

Britons think bacon comes from humans

It emerged on Friday that over 53% of Britons (53.01% to be exact) believe that the contents of their morning fry-up, except the fried bread, come from recently deceased human beings.

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Funny story: More Sex Please, We're British!

More Sex Please, We're British!

A recent study by a leading Harvard economist suggests that if prudish Brits were to sleep around more they would slow the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

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Funny story: Grafitti Artist Banksy Knocks Out A Quick One

Grafitti Artist Banksy Knocks Out A Quick One

Hot on the heels of the success of his Great Britons award, graffiti artist Banksy, is at it again.

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Funny story: Britain to become Fast-food Capital!

Britain to become Fast-food Capital!

Yesterday, the Government revealed plans to boost the nations' economy by opening a burger bar.

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Funny story: Britain In Crisis Over Decent Weather

Britain In Crisis Over Decent Weather

Chaos looks set to rein on the streets of Great Britain today as the glorious weather sets in for good and the majority of the Great British Public finds their main topic of conversation - the weather - has dried up.

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