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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Springs Another Boob Leak

Amy Winehouse Springs Another Boob Leak

Singer Amy Winehouse, who is beginning to look like a cartoon or a clown at or with the BIG TOP has had to go have her boobs patched up again, according to a member of the family. And, yes, she apparently had them even larger. Before long, some...

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Funny story: Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Famous Chocolate Company Makes News Again - The designers are always hard at work thinking of new famous people to turn into chocolate delicacies and they think they have come up with "another winner", says the production manager. It is understoo...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Country Music singer Taylor Swift has admitted that frustration over her breakup with boyfriend Taylor Lautner caused her to take what she now considers radical steps. Upset with her body, the young woman says that she strongly considered a sex chan...

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Funny story: Local Woman Challenges Men-Folk Not To Look Down Her Blouse

Local Woman Challenges Men-Folk Not To Look Down Her Blouse

Local woman Lydia Lumpkin, 25, has challenged all the local village men-folk to a staring contest. Lydia, a narcoleptic tightrope walker with a degree in marine biology from the Open University, set the terms as follows: A Eye-to-eye contact mu...

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Funny story: UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

The neighbours complained when all their shrubs and flowers were eaten, the Police got tired of responding to wild wabbits running around in the streets fornicating, and a certain spoof writer had to quit his day job in order to spend his time clean...

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Funny story: Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

For over thirty years now, the British tabloid press have been entertaining the working men of Britain with topless photographs of nubile nymphettes, usually tucked just inside the front page on page 3 or page 5 or in some instances, on every single...

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Funny story: The Real Dope on British Men and Flat Chested Women

The Real Dope on British Men and Flat Chested Women

In a shocking study of British Men and Women, Sexopsychologists from the Bronze Tush Institute have concluded that 33% of British men are in fact, gay. Within the study, it was found that 17% of men in the UK find large breasts a complete turnoff...

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Funny story: Wet Tee-Shirt Contestants Frozen Solid

Wet Tee-Shirt Contestants Frozen Solid

Panic ensued in the car park of a local pub tonight here in the heart of suburban Surrey as a Miss Wet Tee Shirt contest went tragically wrong - or, to use the local vernacular 'tits up.' A bevy of local beauties - English Roses one and all - line...

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Funny story: Breakfast Presenter Susanna Reid Criticized For Showing Off Her Puppies

Breakfast Presenter Susanna Reid Criticized For Showing Off Her Puppies

LONDON - Breakfast presenter Susanna Reid has received quite a bit of criticism for showing a little too much of her puppies during an interview. Reid was interviewing actor Hugh Grant in a rather low-cut mossy green dress. She asked Grant what he...

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Funny story: Many of Hollywood's Breast Actresses Upset That They Were Not Invited to Smallest Boobs Competition, Saying It's A Big Deal

Many of Hollywood's Breast Actresses Upset That They Were Not Invited to Smallest Boobs Competition, Saying It's A Big Deal

Several high profile Hollywood Actresses are upset that they were not invited to compete in a "smallest boobs" contest between Taylor Swift, Keira Knightley, and Rachel McAdams. These "A" list women (in more ways than one) say that this competit...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Challenges Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley To See Who Has Smallest Boobs

Taylor Swift Challenges Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley To See Who Has Smallest Boobs

Taylor Swift is tired of the comparisons and is throwing down the gauntlet. She has challenged other young starlets Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley to see which one has the smallest breasts. "I'm sick of being compared to them. I want the dis...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Country Music singing star and actress Dolly Parton admitted that she has always had trouble with her large breasts going back to childbirth. "While most babies get a normal, vaginal delivery," said Parton, "mine was a little bit different." "It...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

A boob job is in the works for country music star and actress Taylor Swift. The six foot tall singer, famous for her big hair and not-so-big rack, said that her lack of breasts are one of the things that led to her recent break up with movie heartth...

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Funny story: Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

(Defecated News) Times recently have been very hard for golfing legend Tiger Woods. The world was worried after his shit, womanly driving caused him to drive into a pole, and smash his face in. Nobody had any idea about what story was to unfold as a...

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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Add Big Hooters, Penis To Qualifications

Nobel Peace Prize Add Big Hooters, Penis To Qualifications

After catching so much flak over awarding President Barack Obama with this year's Nobel Peace Prize, the committee says they will now consider adding the occurrence of big hooters and peckers to the qualifications. "I don't know how else to keep p...

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Funny story: Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...

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