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Funny story: Brad Pitt mistakenly auditioned for 'Shite Club'

Brad Pitt mistakenly auditioned for 'Shite Club'

When Brad Pitt was first offered the role of Tyler Durden in Fight Club, he thought the movie would be called 'Shite Club', according to director David Fincher in an recent interview with The Watchtower:...

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Funny story: Brangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!

Brangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!

The family of an eight year old mouse - Mickey Manchines - have sued Brandelina over the death of their son who was struck down by the couples car late last night.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

KOLCATA - India News Bureau - Hundreds of reporters gathered at the train station to wait for actress Angelina Jolie who was arriving in town to begin filming the rock opera version of "Mother Teresa."

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Funny story: 'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.

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Funny story: New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

Next year's Academy Awards ceremony will see the handing out of a new award for "Best Retard".

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Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Funny story: OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

Hollywood, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "I'll do absolutely anything to keep my man's attention," Angelina Jolie has told reporters.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt tames Angelina's libido

Brad Pitt tames Angelina's libido

Brad Pitt has tamed Angelina's antics and has calmed her wild ways. How, we all want to know. The secret is finally out. Brad Pitt allows Angelina Jolie to wear the pants in their relationship and around the house. She has apparently moved all...

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Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Funny story: Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Wanoroboebi (Isandwanna) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out and "admitted" for the first time that they want 140 kids! "But, we don't want No fat ones." said Brad.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Congressman Ron Paul knows he is going to be the next president of the United States, and his prospects just improved dramatically with his endorsement by a succession of Hollywood stars, including Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt...

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Funny story: George Clooney naked and unashamed!

George Clooney naked and unashamed!

Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!...

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Funny story: Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Cannes, France - At the Cannes red carpet premiere of her latest movie, A Mighty Heart, Jolie announced she intends to take a year off from acting to raise her new family and jokingly added, putting the baby making business in the more than capable h...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): It's that all-too-familiar look of terror, disbelief and utter OMFG that men suddenly develop when their wives or partners announce ever so sweetly that darling, wouldn't it be m-a-r-v-e-l-l-o-u-s!...

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Funny story: Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Tokyo - (Ass Mess): Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett may be responsible for hundreds of thousands of Japanese moviegoers' nausea and headaches after a raft of complaints from aduiences watching the newly released film Babel.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-royal wannabe Kate Middleton is to audition for the remake of the 1915 American silent short film A Woman Scorned in what has been billed as a £5 million movie contract brokered by connections of Quentin Tarrantino.

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