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Funny story: Cardinals To Pick Pope, Make Beer Commercial

Cardinals To Pick Pope, Make Beer Commercial

What do a bunch of guys do when they lock themselves in a room together for several days? "We ain't tellin'" laughs Cardinal Bakdoor, "but I can tell you that it just don't get no better than this! We're all buds, we share common interests, and boy d...

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Funny story: NHL lockout causes ripples.

NHL lockout causes ripples.

CANUCK NEWSWIRE, December 17, 2004---Draught beer sales dropped 74% across the country in November and industry insiders are blaming the NHL lockout for the astounding drop. "We've never seen anything like it," said Gregg D'Avignon...

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Funny story: Sven Raises Alam

Sven Raises Alam

Sven Goran Eriksson has promised England fans that Poland and Austria will pay a heavy price for his latest scandal. "Let them sweat in the knowledge that I will crush them like I'm crushing this can of beer - does anyone have a plaster?&quo...

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Funny story: Liberal girls prefer champagne - Republican girls prefer domestic beer

Liberal girls prefer champagne - Republican girls prefer domestic beer

Fort Worth, Texas (Reuters) - A GOP funded Gallup poll questioned 18-40 year old female voters regarding their reading habits and drinking habits. Results point to a worrying disparity between Liberal and Republican girls.

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Funny story: Beer Shortage!

Beer Shortage!

Milwaukee USA (AP) Jack Potts of the National Beer Wholesalers Association warns that the demand for beer this summer may outrun dwindling supplies. "A disaster in the 2003 hops crop has all breweries curtailing production beginning this past mo...

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Funny story: Beer Ad Stereotypes Cause Furor Among Hot-Tempered Latinos

Beer Ad Stereotypes Cause Furor Among Hot-Tempered Latinos

LOS ANGELES - The U.S. distributor of Tecate beer says it will pull billboard ads next month that were decried by some Hispanic lawmakers and community activists as offensive.

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Funny story: David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

Bragging that he throws better when he's severely intoxicated, David Wells tossed a no-hitter against the Montreal Expos immediately after drinking 24 beers in one hour on Tuesday. "I thmelled like a frat house at 2 a.m. Would you be cumferb...

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Funny story: Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

As of next Wednesday, gay men will have a new beer to call their own. St. Louis, MO based Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Budweiser, has announced plans to open a spin off bottler complete with its own brands, the first of which will be the gay-themed...

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Funny story: Drunk Dog

Drunk Dog

A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...

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Funny story: Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

"I guess we really should first meet face to face with players we're signing, before we sign them", according to Detroit Tigers President, David Dombrowski.

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Funny story: Nightmare of unlimited free beer for students.

Nightmare of unlimited free beer for students.

Student leaders were stunned when the brutality of the latest E.E.C. Directive began to sink in!...

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