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Funny story: Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, saying the move showed "disintegration" in U.S. pol...

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Funny story: Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

London, UK - A highly decorated World War III general and former UK Chief of Stuff has been quizzed by cops following a series of dawn raids as part of Operation Ratsarse. General Sir Monty Dambusta, WC & bar, 47,942,716th in line to the Briti...

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Funny story: Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...

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Funny story: Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...

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Funny story: Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2014, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the hows and whys - the unique functioning of - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thou...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

After a lengthy ten hour investigation pursuing thousands of clues, tips and accusations, Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister under Boris Yeltsin, Boris Nemtsov, committed suicide by shooting himself...

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Funny story: Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Prezident Obummer has come clean--well, relatively clean. He confessed to having had a love affair with an alien--not an illegal alien from Mexico, but with a Vulcan--well, a half human, half-Vulcan. "I loved Spock," the prezident gushed. "H...

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Funny story: Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...

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Funny story: Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

SECOND CITY -- The Windy City, home to Prezident Obummer and his one-time chief of staff, Mayor-for-Now Rahm Emanuel, is (allegedly) operating a "black site" jail where prisoners are (allegedly) denied their Constitutional rights and are (allegedly)...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...

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Funny story: President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

WASHINGTON, DC - The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military. Defense Secretary Ash Carter said during a visit to Inyorbutistan that an all-transgender force w...

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Funny story: Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

A recently leaked National Security Agency recording of a therapy session between President Barack Obama and his personal therapist revealed that Obama, in an effort to achieve mental and emotional balance, has decided to display the Nobel Peace Priz...

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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...

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Funny story: President has unusual tastin' semen

President has unusual tastin' semen

Washington AC/DC - All hell broke loose in the White House this morning after someone ejaculated over Barack Obama's cupcake turning the candy sprinkles green. Secret service detectives immediately quarantined the foaming confection in case Pluto...

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Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...

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Funny story: Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

MADISON, WI - Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial womaniser. "I don't know," Walker, a likely 2016 presidential c...

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Funny story: Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...

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