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Funny story: Stone-throwing vandals thanked the BBC today, for telling them the exact address of Royal Bank of Toytown chief Sir Fried Eggwin

Stone-throwing vandals thanked the BBC today, for telling them the exact address of Royal Bank of Toytown chief Sir Fried Eggwin

In Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, hundreds of people looking for someone to blame for that bank's financial problems streamed towards Sir Fried Goodwin's house, after the BBC showed the exact street and house number of that house on its televi...

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Funny story: Bank launches alien attack savings account

Bank launches alien attack savings account

A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth. The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet. Earnest...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

New York, New York After a brief commercial break, we find the cooperate homemaker and convicted felon, Martha Stewart, and the former waitress turned baby boomer financial wizard, Suze Orman, on location at Martha Stewart's ranch late at night, w...

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Funny story: Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

LONDON, UK - Maggots may not have the miracle hemorrhoid healing properties that have been claimed, a UK study suggests. In a double blind study of 1,000,000 UK hemorrhoid suffers, maggot therapy actually increased the pain and itching of hemorrhoids...

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Funny story: Government Announces New Bank Lending Rules

Government Announces New Bank Lending Rules

Britain's nationalised banks are to be 'facelifted' and to introduce new lending policies in a bid to revitalise Britain's torpid housing market, it was announced today. Northern Wreck, Lards Banking Group and Royal Plank of Scotland, which are no...

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Funny story: Advertising Standards says new bank advertising campaign truthful but offensive

Advertising Standards says new bank advertising campaign truthful but offensive

The Royal Bank of Swansea has hit a nerve with the public demonstrating that as an institution they can be honest after all. Responding to the twee, sugary and frankly offensively patronising advertising from the mainstream and almost fully nation...

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Funny story: Welsh Banker receives brown envelope.

Welsh Banker receives brown envelope.

Thloyds, the well known Welsh bank, is now mainly owned by The British Government after it was stimulated by placing a large brown envelope in the inside pocket of it's Chairman Sir Victor Blank (yes, that's his real name). He spoke to the press...

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Funny story: Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Poor Nigerians are upset over being scammed by United States citizens posing as large banks to effect email scams sometimes worth billions of dollars. The emails started appearing in the inboxes of Nigerians several weeks ago and have since exploded...

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Funny story: Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Widdington Games, in conjunction with former Royal Bank of Botchland boss Sir Fred Th'shred, has used part of his enormous pension to develop a game which is set to take the world of board games by storm. Called "Floptopoly", and based on the worl...

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Funny story: AIG Wins Biggest Loser

AIG Wins Biggest Loser

US and Global corporations have been competing in the multi network scary reality show, The Biggest Loser. In the early showing the Americant auto industry seemed to be the certain favorite as they lost trunk loads of dough and still refused to cease...

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Funny story: Cash Machines Increasingly Used by Criminals

Cash Machines Increasingly Used by Criminals

Figures released today show that criminal gangs are using Cash Machines all over the UK. Innocent members of the public are being tricked into giving over their hard earned money to these criminals, and then these same criminals are using cash m...

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Funny story: Banker's regulator's regulator to get bonus

Banker's regulator's regulator to get bonus

In a sign of the spread of the bonus culture in banking, it has been announced that the people who check the work of the regulator who checks on City bonuses is also getting a bonus! "Nobody is prepared just to do a job for a basic wage these day...

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Funny story: Politician to Strip Banker

Politician to Strip Banker

A leading member of the Government has publicly vowed to strip a banker. In a speech made to an audience of zero Harriet Harmless said "I will make sure that I strip a banker. I'm going to claw everything. Those pinstripe suits look fab, but I want t...

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Funny story: Bank evicted from office - fondue set on the curb

Bank evicted from office - fondue set on the curb

NEW YORK, N.Y. - UPDATE1 Mr. Rockenfella announced today, to a large crowd on the street, that bankers here are turning to the public for a bailout. Billions of dollars just can't fill the bill for this item. "Many of us bankers here are misplaci...

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Funny story: HOGS May Raise $17 Billion Selling New York State to Bolster Capital

HOGS May Raise $17 Billion Selling New York State to Bolster Capital

NEW YORK, N.Y. (Doomberg) -- HOGS Holdings Plc, Europe's biggest bank by waistline size, may raise as much as 12 billion pounds ($17 billion) to bolster capital as toxic U.S. loans zap earnings, said two people behind a post office. The bank will...

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Funny story: Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable as of this writing. The fifty-percent gain p...

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Funny story: Ex-RBS Sir Fred: I'm an innocent penguin

Ex-RBS Sir Fred: I'm an innocent penguin

Ex-RBS boss Sir Fred Goodwin has defended himself over charges he demanded a massive £16m pension pot to get out quick. As Downing Street and the Treasury pressure Sir Fred to give up his £650,000 a year pension, he has rounded on them saying he i...

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