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Funny story: Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

It's a cloudy day in London and traffic is heavy. A woman is about to board a famed British bus on her way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk for her baby.

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Funny story: China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. "I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to 33-Year Old Man

Woman Gives Birth to 33-Year Old Man

Today in Annapolis, Maryland, a shocking medical mystery occured. A woman gave birth to a 33-year old man.

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Funny story: Stork Service Makes New Kind of Delivery

Stork Service Makes New Kind of Delivery

After centuries of delivering babies Stork Inc. has decided to call it quits. "We just can't stay in the baby business any longer," says spokesbird Sam Stork, "Hopefully the new product will be more profitable."...

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Funny story: Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

The Spice Girls have all signed a contract from getting pregnant or having babies. While most entertainment insiders believe that this is only throught the conclusion of their re-union tour, this publication has learned that this is to be a lifetime...

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Funny story: Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...

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Funny story: Foetus Served With ASBO While in Utero

Foetus Served With ASBO While in Utero

A 12 week old foetus, despite being in the confines of it's mothers womb, has sensationally been served with an ASBO this week.

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Funny story: Baby Jasmine does her first commercial

Baby Jasmine does her first commercial

Ten-year-old "Baby Jasmine," the infant discoved in a Magic Kingdom toilet, is slated to do her first commercial for Disney in September.

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Funny story: This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

CLEVELAND, OH - I know. I couldn't believe it myself. I just saw a report on both Channel 3 and Action News this week regarding Cleveland's finest and exclusive hotspots for the celebs and big wigs. Yeah right, right? Well, it's right; oh baby is it right! And it's hoooooot! It's a mixture of a lukewarm and caffeine-free diet Cheerwine.

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Funny story: Bobby Flay - Food Net Champ

Bobby Flay - Food Net Champ

Dear Diary, I'm edging up on Emeril...move over here I come baby! I am good. I am King! I know how to BBQ! I watched myself on cam...

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Funny story: New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New born babies are no longer born with silver spoons in their mouths, but from today may well be born in a janitors bucket in a hospital corridor.

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Just when the original question of origin seemed like it would roll around the talented orifice of Ms Marlenya ad infinitum, the creature began to speak in a voice as soft as her floral petals but in a choral sound like fifty flowers speaking at once:...

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Funny story: Baby Look At You Now

Baby Look At You Now

Doreen Spanner is a proud mum today for her son, Damian (2), has become the youngest undergraduate at the world famous Uxbridge University.

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Funny story: Buster and the baby Angel, Chapter 18

Buster and the baby Angel, Chapter 18

Lilly stood proudly before her recently screaming accomplishment. Her not so long ago ecstatic looked up at his objecto de entusiasmo and pled: "Please be real" "What can be realerer than 'sucky sucky' (quoting her only favorite line from the otherwise ridiculous Officer and A Gentleman) ."Imaginary sucky sucky?", replied the then freaked out freak. To which the Li...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 17

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 17

What could be more reprehensible than the sweat-soaked carcass of a crusty clown upon waking from a frighteningly wonderful dream dream?! Buster was this awful thing and yet his slick appearance and the rosy glow from his dream ecstacy lent a new magnetism to the crass comedian. . . and that is what seemed to draw the flower-like Lilly Marlenya. It was as if the shining resin on the skin of the st...

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