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Funny story: Angelina Gobbling Brad On Their 5th Anniversary After Missing Thanksgiving

Angelina Gobbling Brad On Their 5th Anniversary After Missing Thanksgiving

Hollywood's most-talked about couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed a very romantic night out to celebrate their five-year anniversary as a couple, while their kids stayed at home with a sitter this past weekend. "I was busy on Thanksgiving...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Eyeballed By Billy Bob Thornton

Angelina Jolie Eyeballed By Billy Bob Thornton

It's getting harder and harder to keep up with all the new stories about Angelina Jolie lately but the latest and probably most unexpected is that she is being pursued by her former husband, Billy Bob Thornton. "Angie is older now and can appreci...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Denies That She Said She Wished Susan Boyle Would Beat Angelina With Her Ugly Stick!

Jennifer Aniston Denies That She Said She Wished Susan Boyle Would Beat Angelina With Her Ugly Stick!

"Oh, that's just some silly magazines getting their Jolies", laughed Aniston as she talked to a few of us reporters, yesterday afternoon. "Now I'm into it with Jolie AND Boyle! What does it matter? OK. I'm sorry Susan. I wouldn't compare your beh...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Octomom spark Mid East security alert

Angelina Jolie and Octomom spark Mid East security alert

Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as "Octomom" because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Taking Lessons From Octomom!

Angelina Jolie Taking Lessons From Octomom!

Angelina Jolie has decided to consult with Ocotomom, Nadya Sulemon on how to have several kids at one time. "I love children", stated the beautiful lady.....Angelina, not Octomom. "This way I can have from 2-8 and get it over with at one time."...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She'll Fight Jennifer Aniston To The Gates of Hell To Keep Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Says She'll Fight Jennifer Aniston To The Gates of Hell To Keep Brad Pitt

PARIS, France - Angelina Jolie in town on a shopping spree told a reporter for the highly reputable French fashion magazine Toute La Verite that she will not give up Brad Pitt without a fight. The much-tattooed actress said that ever since Brad-Br...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Bizarre Confession: "I Want To Adopt Conway Twitty"

Angelina Jolie's Bizarre Confession: "I Want To Adopt Conway Twitty"

Nice, France - In hospital here in France for a suspected case of swine flu, Angelina Jolie admitted to a male nurse that she has the desire to adopt one of the most successful country music artists in US history, Conway Twitty. Unfortunately, Con...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Sudden Weight Loss Concern To Many

Angelina Jolie's Sudden Weight Loss Concern To Many

Fans of Angelina who have seen the popular star lately say they are shocked at her weight loss in the past three months. Angelina is five foot seven but some say she has dropped below the one-hundred pound mark. "Her whole appearance has changed",...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Finally Reveals Truth Of Age 16 Incident

Angelina Jolie Finally Reveals Truth Of Age 16 Incident

Although refusing to admit anything about it, several friends of Angelina Jolie have finally convinced her that what happened to her at the age of 16 has nothing to do with the lady today, so Angelina Jolie told reporters yesterday that it wasn't tha...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has just signed Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox to star in the new film Children of The ACORN. Jolie and Fox will portray twin sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi Labiabeaux who grew up in the poorest neighborhood in New Orleans known as T...

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Funny story: Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter

Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter

Brit socialite and former Greyfriars student, Billy Bunter has proved once and for all last night that he doesn't just hit the town with teen queens. He was spotted last night in Manhattan with Locklear, Aniston, and Jolie hanging on his every word.

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Funny story: Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

In a cringemaking interview, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have issued lurid details about their sex lives. "The last time we did it" says Brad, "I sprained my left elbow getting out of the stirrup". Angelina laughs delicately at this and comments...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...

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Funny story: Flogging a Dead Face

Flogging a Dead Face

Today many prominent businessmen and people from the worlds of entertainment, sport and science were meeting at a Flogging a Dead Face convention in New York City, to find ways of coming to a peaceful solution to the battle for control of endlessly mentioning and talking about Michael Jackson. Convention host Donald V. Corleone announced to the delegates: 'People, we must keep this thing going...

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Funny story: Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Celebrity's newest couple, Kate Gosselin and Octomom, are quickly becoming the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when it comes to adoption. By joining forces, sources close to the couple say that it is almost certain that Kate will adopt Octomom'...

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Funny story: Beckham And Jolie Not To Pose Together

Beckham And Jolie Not To Pose Together

David Beckham today denounced the story that he was to appear in a rauchy pose with Angelina Jolie as "something in the press." It still remains a mystery to Beckham as to how the story got out. He asked his agent who responded with a wink and said "...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Pulls A Pattinson/Stewart Dodge On Paparazzi

Angelina Jolie Pulls A Pattinson/Stewart Dodge On Paparazzi

It's nice and greatly appreciated when a Hollywood star goes to visit some of our wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital and last month, that's exactly what Angelina Jolie did. She later told reporters that she stopped by to visit some members o...

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