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Funny story: Presidential Race to be determined by Rock, Paper, Scissors

Presidential Race to be determined by Rock, Paper, Scissors

After the last two elections and the long Democratic nominating process, people close to Barrack Obama and John McCain disclosed the the two have agreed to a game of rock, paper, scissors to determine the next president.

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Funny story: Former President Jimmy Carter Speaks Before an Entenmann's Cake

Former President Jimmy Carter Speaks Before an Entenmann's Cake

Jimmy Carter addressed several friends and a guy who was looking for nails at a local Home Depot today and made it official: he will endorse Barack Obama for president.

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Funny story: McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...

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Funny story: American Election Is Actually A School Captain Election

American Election Is Actually A School Captain Election

Not so long ago, America produced great Presidents and inspirational world statesmen, but today all great ex-Presidents, from George Washington to F D Roosevelt, must be turning in their graves as the sun sets on the American Empire, and on the presi...

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Funny story: Anti-Franken Republicans sharpen the points on their heads

Anti-Franken Republicans sharpen the points on their heads

Two Republican Minnesota legislators demonstrated top-notch reading and comprehension skills by sending an affectionate love letter desperately in need of a good spell-check to Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Al Franken yesterday.

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Funny story: McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.

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Funny story: Black And White Minstrels To Stand In US Election

Black And White Minstrels To Stand In US Election

Showbiz legends the Black and White Minstrels are to stand for the post of American President.

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Funny story: Election Canceled - Mexican Will Run Things

Election Canceled - Mexican Will Run Things

Washington DC (IPP) - Top Republican and Democratic party power brokers joined forces today and decided to outsource the American Presidency to a Mexican gentleman whose name is Jose Consuelo.

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Funny story: Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

After months of speculation regarding the secret identities of 796 so-called Superdelegates, it was revealed today that despite a higher-than-normal average of oversized egos, none of the delegates have actual alter egos and in fact appear to be mere...

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Funny story: McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

Washington, DC - McCain denies he has broken his campaign promise to the American people, not to be a cookie cutter third term of the Bush administration, by spot lighting the endorsement of the terrorist group Hamas of Obama, though critics say he h...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...

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Funny story: Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

In an unexpected break with the administration's previous position, President Bush announced today that after considerable prayer on the subject, he has changed mind and would support same sex marriages in the future.

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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter, former President and Habitat for Humanity Volunteer, throws his hat into the ring for the Democratic Presidential Nomination; "I'll build a new House for the Democratic Party," says Carter

Jimmy Carter, former President and Habitat for Humanity Volunteer, throws his hat into the ring for the Democratic Presidential Nomination; "I'll build a new House for the Democratic Party," says Carter

Washington, DC - Jimmy Carter is the latest to throw his hat into the ring for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination this week. He made his decision after attending a strategy meeting, the same meeting that AL Gore attended earlier in the day...

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Funny story: AL Gore makes a surprise announcement for his bid for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination

AL Gore makes a surprise announcement for his bid for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination

Washington, DC - Originally approached by the Democratic Party bosses to settle the brouhaha between Barack and Hillary so as to defuse inter party squabbling that threatens to alienate Democratic pelage delegates, Superdelegates and the rank and fil...

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