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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story: Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

It has been revealed by Trumps' public relations team that Xenu, who according to Scamatology texts, infected the human race with "body thetans" approximately 75 million years ago. Just a few days after Christmas, Xenu managed to escape from the electronic mountain trap in the Pyrenees that had held him for approximately 75 million years. Looking for Earth's leader, he came to Trump Tower to me...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd to release 2017 version of their classic album, The Wall, renamed Trump's Wall!

Pink Floyd to release 2017 version of their classic album, The Wall, renamed Trump's Wall!

No Pink, no more, "Teachers leave us alone" and certainly no more Bob Geldorf attempting to act! The latest version of Pink Floyd's classic album will be filled with anti-Trump anthems and promises to be as popular as the original version! Members...

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Funny story: Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Donald Trump has announced that his next plan is to have his visage sculpted onto Mt. Rushmore. A 60-foot-tall replica of Trump's face will join George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln, making his the fifth sc...

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Funny story: Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

U.S. - Mexican Border "A momentous occasion for American democracy" as described by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer happened today in the desert of the American Southwest. There we saw the laying of the foundation of the border Wahl that...

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Funny story: Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...

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Funny story: Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

BILLINGSGATE POST: In any story playing off Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner, I have agreed to implement the same rules as those governing encounters between these two characters and apply them to Vladimir E Coyote and the Trump Runner, so help me God. THE RULES: RULE 1. THE TRUMP RUNNER CANNOT HARM VLADIMIR COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM VLADIMIR C...

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Funny story: Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win

Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win

Donald Trump continues to pedal the theory that fraudulent illegal alien voters cost him the popular vote in the presidential election. Now, the man who predicted Donald Trump would win the election says, it was not illegal aliens, but space aliens that tipped the US election in Trump's favor. I talked to Tony Fife at his compound in Gaslight, Nevada, where he and others like him are prepar...

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Funny story: Trump Dismisses Onion Stories on Presidential Election and Trump Genitals as "Fake News"

Trump Dismisses Onion Stories on Presidential Election and Trump Genitals as "Fake News"

Newly inaugurated United States President Donald Trump recently dismissed a series of articles published The Onion on the subject of Trump, his election, and the state of his genitals as "fake news, crafted by a bunch of nasty, mean-spirited bullies.

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Funny story: Scientists reject test results - mildly volatile protest ensues

Scientists reject test results - mildly volatile protest ensues

Tests carried out by scientists at the LHC in Geneva had been predicted to consolidate the theories of relativity and quantum mechanics into one grand unified theory of everything. The holy grail of modern science. At a conference on Monday the w...

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Funny story: White House Insists Size Does Matter, Singles Out Pregnant Spoof Reporter

White House Insists Size Does Matter, Singles Out Pregnant Spoof Reporter

In the alternate universe of Donald Trump and his supporters, the facts are whatever they say they are, so after the media reported that the throngs of anti-Trump protesters in DC outnumbered the crowds in town for the President's inauguration, the W...

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Funny story: The American Dream Over, Trump's American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream Over, Trump's American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...

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Funny story: Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Washington, DC…America's newly inaugurated leader has not forgotten his minions. President Donald Trump is giving a paint by number portrait of himself to every American household, to commemorate the activation of his administration. "This gift is...

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Funny story: Trump Stuns Inaugural Crowd with Horrifying Speech

Trump Stuns Inaugural Crowd with Horrifying Speech

On Friday, January 20th of 2017, Donald J. Trump was sworn in as 45th president of the United States. Although the turnout was small in comparison to previous presidential ceremonies, thousands of supporters were in attendance, as well as most of Was...

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Funny story: Trump claims to have the biggest hands in the world

Trump claims to have the biggest hands in the world

In another bizarre rant at a press conference, the new US president has claimed that he has larger hands than anyone else in the world. He has asked the Guinness World Record organisation to verify them with an official measurement so that he can ent...

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Funny story: Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd

Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd

Washington, DC Newly-sworn in U.S. President Donald Trump spent a lot of his first full day as President complaining and tweeting that the media underestimated the size of his Inauguration crowd. "It's because they are all jealous at the HUGE amo...

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Funny story: Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...

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