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Funny story: President Obama Says He'll Be Shutting Down The University of Arizona and Arizona State University

President Obama Says He'll Be Shutting Down The University of Arizona and Arizona State University

MEXICALI, Mexico - President Obama was in Mexicali, Baja California, speaking before a gathering of The Muchachos and Muchachas Maracas Makers Union of Mexico. He was asked by a reporter for The Mexicali Morning Serape newspaper if he did not feel...

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Funny story: President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

"Enough is enough," said President Obama when asked for what seemed the millionth time why he wasn't at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C. for a Memorial Day Service honoring the country's military men and women. "I am damned if I do, an...

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Funny story: President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...

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Funny story: Obama Impotent; Fails to Plug 'Ho! "Stiff Willie" Clinton Vows to Help Out!

Obama Impotent; Fails to Plug 'Ho! "Stiff Willie" Clinton Vows to Help Out!

Just hours after Obama told the world he was' in charge from day one' concerning the Gulf Oil Spill, and 'the buck stops here', he was forced to concede impotency when it was announced despite his efforts to 'be on top of things' he was unable to plu...

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Funny story: Rep. Joe Btfsplk Brings Bad Luck To Obama

Rep. Joe Btfsplk Brings Bad Luck To Obama

Joe Btfsplk, the hapless character in Li'l Abner, created by the late political cartoonist, Al Capp, was the world's biggest jinx. He was always pictured walking around with a perpetually dark rain cloud a foot over his head. Anytime he appeared on...

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Funny story: President Obama reveals plan to deal with Oil Spillage threat

President Obama reveals plan to deal with Oil Spillage threat

In response to the growing fears regarding the extent of the Oil spillage in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama released the following statement:- In view of the ever increasing risk of pollution and the resulting environmental damage being caused to the area I intend to take the following action:- I intend to have, without delay, a microphone placed outside the White House. I will then ha...

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Funny story: Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor

Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor

Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery. Instead, Mr. Obama...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Ran Out of Things to Blame on President Obama Today

Sarah Palin Ran Out of Things to Blame on President Obama Today

Wasilly, AK - Journalists assigned to cover Sarah Palin were stunned today when, fully expecting a new barrage of attacks against President Obama, Ms. Palin simply stated, "I got nothin'." Of course, that didn't stop her from dredging up old c...

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Funny story: South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean leader Lee Myung-Bak has responded to North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il's threat of kicking SK's ass by saying "Bring it on bitch!" Myung-Bak who is usually a quiet, laid-back type of leader said that if North...

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Funny story: Obama Vows to Kick Lobbyists Out of Washington Offices; Plans on Turning K Street into a Giant Dunk Tank

Obama Vows to Kick Lobbyists Out of Washington Offices; Plans on Turning K Street into a Giant Dunk Tank

Washington, DC - Today, President Barack Obama took one of his strongest stands to date against the corporate interests dogging his efforts to bring true change to America. Not only is he planning on issuing a mandate that sends all the corporate lob...

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Funny story: President Obama Says He Has Decided To Turn The Grand Canyon Into A Sanitary Landfill

President Obama Says He Has Decided To Turn The Grand Canyon Into A Sanitary Landfill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was having breakfast at the White House's Millard Fillmore Commemorative Breakfast Room with President Nacho Winslow of Mexico, President Johnny Gomez of Spain, and President Joey Maracas of Portugal when he was ask...

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Funny story: President Obama unveils plan to save the Earth

President Obama unveils plan to save the Earth

Charlottesville, VA. - Today at commencement ceremonies at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, VA., President Obama unveiled his new plan to save the Earth. Reading from a prepared statement the President said that all of us are aware...

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Funny story: The United States Is Sending The Aircraft Carrier USS Condoleezza Rice Towards Korean Waters

The United States Is Sending The Aircraft Carrier USS Condoleezza Rice Towards Korean Waters

DOVER, Delaware - President Obama was speaking before the annual Delaware Punch Distributors Convention when he was asked about the developing military situation between North Korea and South Korea. The president joked and said, "Now lemy get dis...

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Funny story: Jimmy Hoffa Rolls Over in Grave as Giant's Meadowlands Named Site for 2014 Super Snow Bowl!

Jimmy Hoffa Rolls Over in Grave as Giant's Meadowlands Named Site for 2014 Super Snow Bowl!

Sports reporters roamed through the smog and fog somewhere near Secaucus, New Jersey today, trying to find the Meadowlands after it was announced the site was named to host the 2014 Super Bowl, already being named "The Yellow Snow Bowl' by critics w...

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Funny story: New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

WASHINGTON - Fire booms failed. So did a behemoth box, a secondary pipe to siphon leaking oil, and the EPA doesn't want BP using a EPA approved oil dispersant to minimize environmental damage from oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico miles below the...

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Funny story: Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

US President Barack Obama is to request an extra $500b in funding and send up to 120,000 troops to help secure the US-Mexico border, US officials say. The National Guard troops would be sent until the US can recruit and train additional officers...

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Funny story: Obama: Louisiana law may lead to racial profiling of oil spill

Obama: Louisiana law may lead to racial profiling of oil spill

The President today voiced concerns that any Louisiana attempts to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may lead to "racial profiling" of petroleum based products. "I read up on the efforts" he said "and the law's language is problematic, which i...

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