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Funny story: Big Boys Alfreton Upset by Stalybridge Celtic's Youth Team

Big Boys Alfreton Upset by Stalybridge Celtic's Youth Team

There was an upset of sorts in the FA Cup this week when the biggest team currently in the competition, Alfreton Town, were knocked out by Conference North side, Stalybridge Celtic. Although bigger than Manchester United, Alfreton's misery was com...

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Funny story: Hernandez becomes the youngest person to score in the Champions League

Hernandez becomes the youngest person to score in the Champions League

When Javier Hernandez came off the bench to smash home Macheda's cross to give Manchester United a 1-0 over Valencia in Spain, he became the youngest ever player to score in the Champion's league. The fourteen year old Mexican striker has been pre...

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Funny story: Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...

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Funny story: Sluggish United Snatch One-Nil In Valencia

Sluggish United Snatch One-Nil In Valencia

Champions League - Mestalla - Valencia, Espania - Manchester United completed a smash and grab on Valencia here tonight, with a late strike from substitute Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, who took his goal from a 'Kiko' Macheda pass. The game itse...

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Funny story: Stunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...

Stunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...

Startling new revelations concerning John Terry are about to be revealed in this weekends News of the World but once again, I have the exclusive scoop. Following the lifting of yet another "super injunction" enforced on the media by a top celebrit...

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Funny story: Gascoigne takes the helm at Garforth Town

Gascoigne takes the helm at Garforth Town

Paul Gascoigne, the cheeky Georgie who wowed the world with his football prowess back in 1998, has taken the vacant manager's job at Evo-Stik First Division (Northern) League side Garforth Town. Chairman of Garforth, Clifford the Big Red Dog, is d...

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Funny story: Jagielka gives defending masterclass to kids

Jagielka gives defending masterclass to kids

Everton and England defender Phil Jagielka was seen on Kids news programme "Newsround" giving a 'Defending Masterclass' earlier today, in what some have accused of being a "ploy to get new Everton players in quickly". The quality defender was givi...

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Funny story: Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Steven Gerrard has recently revealed how he aims to cap off his footballing career: with ambitions of winning the Premier League slowly and surely slipping down the drain. Our interview panel attempted to interview Gary Lineker, who was too busy t...

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Funny story: Spurs on the run

Spurs on the run

Penny knew it would be alright and that West Ham would come storming back when they had found their feet. 'The first win in the League this season against Tottenham after the League Cup away win against Sunderland. We'll be up amongst the fron runners in no time' she enthused to her boy friend Terry. He was happy about West Ham and also about his first training with Leyton Orient under sixte...

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Funny story: This ISN'T Anfield

This ISN'T Anfield

You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...

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Funny story: Manchester United Back Four Is "Worst In Living Memory" Says Baby, Aged 2

Manchester United Back Four Is "Worst In Living Memory" Says Baby, Aged 2

The defensive back four of Premier League title challengers Manchester United is "just not good enough", and "the worst in living memory" according to one staunch Reds fan, Wayne Blenkinsop, aged 2, from somewhere, but not Manchester. Wayne, whose...

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Funny story: West Brom Move Into Champions League Spot With Flukey Win At Arsenal

West Brom Move Into Champions League Spot With Flukey Win At Arsenal

West Bromwich Albion, the team that everyone loves to laugh at, came away from the Emirates with all three points yesterday, after securing a flukey 3-2 win against Arsenal. They now occupy a Champions League berth in fifth spot. After Chris Br...

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Funny story: Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

It was a great day in Norfolk for Championship strugglers Hull City on Saturday as they wiped the floor with Norwich City at Carrow Road, with two late goals from Robert Koren and Tom Cairney wrapping up all three points for the Tigers. City ended...

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Funny story: Capello rates WAGs on new online index

Capello rates WAGs on new online index

England manager Fabio Capello has once again caused controversy with a new online index in which he rates the players partners. The Capello WAG Index, which includes categories such as blondeness, submissiveness, appeal to Neanderthal Nuts readers...

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Funny story: Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team. After Gerrards last vicious el...

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Funny story: Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping," Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites...

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Funny story: Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology. It is the latest exciting development regarding the prehistoric megalith, following on from las...

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