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Funny story: Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.

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Funny story: Pixar to remake Asian body Shocker

Pixar to remake Asian body Shocker

"Toy Story" makers Pixar are to do an animated remake of the banned Korean horror "Mother Death"...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

LA - Lindsay Lohan gets arrested for drinking and Paris Hilton portrays the Prison matron who comes to poor Lindsay's rescue. In the first part of the suite, this new age ballet shocks the audience as a Mercedes bolts onto stage and careens into...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Washington A recent report by undercover reporters has revealed that Republican news analyst is actually a Democrat. She came clean to these accusations yesterday, after being accused by a spokesperson during a debate on Fox News. (...

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Funny story: 3-day weekend ruined by discovery that Labor Day is observed in Canada, too

3-day weekend ruined by discovery that Labor Day is observed in Canada, too

Dr. I. Seymour Kuntz, a Seattle gynecologist whose name and profession have made him the butt of endless jokes, now has one more reason to complain.

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Funny story: Bootsy and Phil Collins - meet through Genes reunited

Bootsy and Phil Collins - meet through Genes reunited

Funkadlic and Parliament star Bootsy Collins has been reunited with a long lost relative, balding British singer and drummer, and prog rock survivor Phil Collins.

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Funny story: Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

French club Arsenal have confirmed that its squad has been decimated by a rather nasty outbreak of diarrhoea after signing Lassana Diarra from Chelsea.

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Funny story: Taser Guns Go On Sale At Hamleys

Taser Guns Go On Sale At Hamleys

Teenage shoppers who queued for as much as fifteen hours were rewarded this morning when they burst through the doors of a leading toy shop in London to be the first consumers in Britain to be able to buy a T...

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Funny story: Man Vs Wild Star Eaten by Cannibals

Man Vs Wild Star Eaten by Cannibals

Bongo Bongo, Ungawa Mon Bwana (IP) - Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls was mistaken for a lost comedian while lost in the African jungle and was devoured by cannibals. They cooked him up in a giant black iron pot with recurving edges at the top. Underne...

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Funny story: Judd Nelson/Andrew McCarthy to reunite for Chips

Judd Nelson/Andrew McCarthy to reunite for Chips

Following on news of both Steve Guttenberg's actor return, and Judge Reinhold's attempts to re-ignite his career by playing the boy that became Hitler, news has reached us from the farthest reaches of the wilderness that acting contemporaries...

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Funny story: "Shit Happens", say scientists

"Shit Happens", say scientists

It took a team of over one hundred of the worlds greatest scientific minds, and a period of 46 years to reach their final conclusion.

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.

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Funny story: Hospital beds to be removed

Hospital beds to be removed

In an announcement today the minister of health and trousers Michel Montgomery-Smith, announced that he was announcing that 99% of beds in hospitals were to be removed to compensate for over crowding. He said that "Patients take up too much room...

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Funny story: Paranoia Over 9/11 Recurrence Keeps Airplane Grounded

Paranoia Over 9/11 Recurrence Keeps Airplane Grounded

SAN DIEGO (Duh Newspaper) - Last week a red-eye flight from San Diego to Chicago was postponed after "us" passengers overheard "them" passengers speaking Arabic. American Airlines Flight #590 was originally scheduled to depart Sa...

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Funny story: Mexican lorry operators must speak Queen's English; NY taxi drivers, the state of New Jersey and parts of Massachusetts, still exempt

Mexican lorry operators must speak Queen's English; NY taxi drivers, the state of New Jersey and parts of Massachusetts, still exempt

Harlingen, Texas - The rule, requiring Mexican nationals truck drivers to speak English for highway safety reasons, has been on the books since 1971 and then expanded in 1994 with the passage of NAFTA. However, only now it will be enforced after dela...

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Funny story: Larry Craig was "just jerking off"

Larry Craig was "just jerking off"

Recently resigned Conservative Republican senator Larry Craig said he was "just jerking off" when he was arrested for propositioning an undercover police officer.

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Funny story: Marxist Revolutionary to Make Run for White House in '08

Marxist Revolutionary to Make Run for White House in '08

Che Guevara,Marxist revolutionary and confidant of Cuban President Fidel Castro, announced today that he plans to make a run for the White House in 2008 as an Independent Communist.

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