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Funny story: Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

POTUS Donald Trump's latest executive order limiting travelers from 7 Middle Eastern countries has had dramatic and immediate effects and for some of the most high-profile celebrities on earth. Aside from doctors, lawyers, translators, mothers, fathe...

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Funny story: Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...

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Funny story: You're Deported!

You're Deported!

New US president Donald J. Trump certainly isn't wasting any time getting down to business. In addition to issuing a record number of executive orders, the new commander in chief has issued a record number of tweets--roughly three thousand a day. But...

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Funny story: Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump picked Judge Neil Gorsuch to be his first nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sources close to Trump state that it was actually Gorsuch's last name which sealed Trump's decision rather than his distinguished re...

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Funny story: Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. And it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together, seeking answers to t...

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Funny story: Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...

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Funny story: Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

After millions of people staged weeks of protests against President Trump, comedians decided to organize their own march on Washington. President Trump has been God's gift to comedy since he first announced his candidacy, but things haven't been s...

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Funny story: "You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

"You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

Blake Blu Cox III, 24, says he was forced to castrate himself after Trump's executive order on border patrol was signed into action, in which a wall separating Texas and Mexico a became reality. Cox, who is now suing the state of Cali and the...

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Funny story: President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump sparked worldwide protests again this weekend when he signed off on an order that replaces Pope Francis with controversial faith healing preacher Benny Hinn. The president signed the order with a huge Sharpie that ironically made h...

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Funny story: Trump Reveals Plan to Pay for Border Wall

Trump Reveals Plan to Pay for Border Wall

Sunday, January 29, 2017 -- In a barrage of early-morning tweets, President Donald J. Trump has revealed his plan to pay for his proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. The tweets were as colorful as ever, but displayed a new sense of discipline.

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Funny story: Trump bans all US citizens from entering the US

Trump bans all US citizens from entering the US

In a shock move, new president Donald Trump has banned all US citizens from entering the United States of America. He introduced an executive order today which repeated promises he made throughout his electoral campaign. In it, he explained that over...

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Funny story: Putin Supports Trump, Says He Also Wants America First

Putin Supports Trump, Says He Also Wants America First

Vladimir Putin held a news conference on Saturday, January 28 to discuss the telephone conversation he had earlier in the day with President Donald J. Trump of the United States. Putin described the conversation as friendly and constructive, a start...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Bosses at Columbia Records have said that Pink Floyd, the pioneering British rock band, are to have their seminal 1979 studio album 'The Wall' re-released in Mexico. The album, the group's eleventh, has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide,...

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Funny story: Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Washington, DC… The science of robotics is about to plow headfirst into the art of the deal. President Donald Trump has banned the use and ownership of robots in America, calling them "over efficient job bandits." In an Executive Order titled "Dea...

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Funny story: Bipartisan Support Seen for Executive Action on Viral Wedding Dance Videos

Bipartisan Support Seen for Executive Action on Viral Wedding Dance Videos

Washington D.C. - Donald Trump, during his first week in office, fulfilled a campaign promise on Tuesday by signing a bill into law outlawing the spread of annoying videos featuring two-part, wedding consultant designed father-daughter dances, filmed...

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Funny story: Trump expresses disappointment over Presidential limitations

Trump expresses disappointment over Presidential limitations

After experiencing his first week as President, Trump has expressed frustration and disappointment at some of the limitations on his power. "I thought being President was like being boss of the world, but it doesn't seem to always work that way.

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