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Funny story: Belgian prosecutors slam Scientology as a criminal organization

Belgian prosecutors slam Scientology as a criminal organization

Brussels, Belgium - (Ass Mess): BAD luck Tom Cruise, John Revolta, etc. A top Belgian prosecutor, Jean-Claude Van Espen, has recommended today that the American-based Church of Scientology is indicted for fraud and extortion and that the entire org...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story: Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

England manager Steve McClaren hit rock bottom today when, faced with various injury crises, he called up none other than two ex-TV advertising stars, the Everton defender Joleon Lescott and much-travelled Wigan stri...

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Funny story: Hurricane Felix Weakened by Motorized Iceberg

Hurricane Felix Weakened by Motorized Iceberg

Panama Canal, Panama (IP) Hurricane Felix was weakened by icebergs towed in front of its path by Panamanian scientists working aboard Panamanian navy ships borrowed from the military.

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Funny story: American Airlines Bringing Back Old Prop Planes, Sans Cabin Pressure!

American Airlines Bringing Back Old Prop Planes, Sans Cabin Pressure!

St. Louis - American Airlines announced today it is cutting orders with Boeing and purchasing 50 moth balled relics stored in the Mohabi desert. They will spend $10,000 per plane to have them shipped on a container ship to China, where they will be r...

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Funny story: 'Mou' on the move?

'Mou' on the move?

Reports coming in from Anfield suggest that one of the names vying to replace the purportedly outbound Pako Ayestaran as Rafa Benitez' Assistant Manager is Jose Mourinho.

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Funny story: Christ returns to Earth; Christians crucify Him again

Christ returns to Earth; Christians crucify Him again

WASHINGTON D.C.: The long-awaited Second Coming of Christ occured last week and went largely unnoticed. This is apparently because it ended much as the First Coming did: with the arrest, torture and execution of Christ.

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Funny story: Meteor Bounces Off of Lake Okeechobee

Meteor Bounces Off of Lake Okeechobee

Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - A large meteor travelled through the atmosphere at a 10 degree angle, hit the suface of Lake Okeechobee, and continued back into space.

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Funny story: Fans Told to Seek Help For Amy Winehouse Addiction

Fans Told to Seek Help For Amy Winehouse Addiction

Fans of the pint-sized Brit singer, Amy Winehouse, have been urged by do-gooders to seek medical help over their addiction to news about the star.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.

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Funny story: Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.

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Funny story: Princess Leia indulges in spot of torture

Princess Leia indulges in spot of torture

[4Q News report] -Princess Leia from the "Star Wars" movies, accepted an invitation to tortureFalong Gong members while visiting the Chinese Communist Party stronghold of V...

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Funny story: Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.

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Funny story: Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.

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Funny story: Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.

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Funny story: Bush to Bomb Iran to Distract World from Sub-Prime Mess

Bush to Bomb Iran to Distract World from Sub-Prime Mess

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush's war machine plans to shortly destroy 1,200 targets in Iran with massive airstrikes, the US president said in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and "Alias" actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI.

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