Brussels, Belgium - (Ass Mess): BAD luck Tom Cruise, John Revolta, etc. A top Belgian prosecutor, Jean-Claude Van Espen, has recommended today that the American-based Church of Scientology is indicted for fraud and extortion and that the entire org...
DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.
England manager Steve McClaren hit rock bottom today when, faced with various injury crises, he called up none other than two ex-TV advertising stars, the Everton defender Joleon Lescott and much-travelled Wigan stri...
Panama Canal, Panama (IP) Hurricane Felix was weakened by icebergs towed in front of its path by Panamanian scientists working aboard Panamanian navy ships borrowed from the military.
St. Louis - American Airlines announced today it is cutting orders with Boeing and purchasing 50 moth balled relics stored in the Mohabi desert. They will spend $10,000 per plane to have them shipped on a container ship to China, where they will be r...
Reports coming in from Anfield suggest that one of the names vying to replace the purportedly outbound Pako Ayestaran as Rafa Benitez' Assistant Manager is Jose Mourinho.
WASHINGTON D.C.: The long-awaited Second Coming of Christ occured last week and went largely unnoticed. This is apparently because it ended much as the First Coming did: with the arrest, torture and execution of Christ.
Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - A large meteor travelled through the atmosphere at a 10 degree angle, hit the suface of Lake Okeechobee, and continued back into space.
Fans of the pint-sized Brit singer, Amy Winehouse, have been urged by do-gooders to seek medical help over their addiction to news about the star.
Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.
Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.
[4Q News report] -Princess Leia from the "Star Wars" movies, accepted an invitation to tortureFalong Gong members while visiting the Chinese Communist Party stronghold of V...
TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.
Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.
Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush's war machine plans to shortly destroy 1,200 targets in Iran with massive airstrikes, the US president said in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
Wesley Snipes and "Alias" actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI.
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