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Funny story: Manchester United F.C. ... What a Shambles

Manchester United F.C. ... What a Shambles

Real Madrid have today confirmed a deal to bring Manchester United's bright young Mexican striker Hernandez to the Bernabeu in July 2012 if, as expected, he becomes a world class striker. Little Pea President Florentino Perez met last week wi...

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Funny story: Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...

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Funny story: Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

There were 22 players on the pitch. And not one of them made an impact. In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively...

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Funny story: Inter to sign Messi?!

Inter to sign Messi?!

The president of Inter Milan has confirmed that he wants to sign Lionel Messi. Mourinho commented on this and said: "Signing Messi from Barça is like getting me smilling and looking happy. It is also like making Liverpool win a match against Derb...

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Funny story: Javier Hernandez gets football speed limit

Javier Hernandez gets football speed limit

The English Football Association (F.A) officially announced that Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez will get football speed limit. This means that he can no longer run 1,000,000,000,000 mph but only 23 mph, which is Usain Bolt's speed. During his chil...

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Funny story: Rooney to leave Manchester United

Rooney to leave Manchester United

Wayne Rooney has confirmed he is to leave Manchester United next summer. In an exclusive interview he said: 'My heart lies elsewhere and so it's not fair on the fans.' Rooney was once a world number one however of late his talents have fallen shor...

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Funny story: John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

Reports coming in suggest that Boston Red Sox owner John W Henry is to sell his controlling stake in Liverpool Football Club, and is reportedly extremely irate that he appears to have been suckered and sold a dud. Henry, who was at Goodison Park o...

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Funny story: Tom Hicks: "...an organised conspiracy over many months...", Liverpool "...was swindled away from me in an epic swindle."

Tom Hicks: "...an organised conspiracy over many months...", Liverpool "...was swindled away from me in an epic swindle."

This was ANFIELD: Devastated Tom Hicks, the former Liverpool FC co-owner, who has been the victim of a 'conspiracy', has warned that the already protracted saga is not over and voiced his anger at the manner with which he lost control of the club, c...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Real Madrid Latest

Wayne Rooney Real Madrid Latest

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney could be on his way to Spanish giants Real Madrid in the January transfer window, if a bloke on a bus I was on today is to be believed. Rooney, 24, whose current contract expires in 2012, has appa...

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Funny story: Pope scores first goal as Man Citeh win

Pope scores first goal as Man Citeh win

The Pope scored a stunning goal in the win over Blackpool. Last month we reported how the Vatican Supremo had recently signed a luxurious 4 year deal with Manchester Citeh. Well he's just gone and scored a cracking goal against Blackpool, who were...

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Funny story: Liverpool thrashed by Everton

Liverpool thrashed by Everton

It was a day nobody would forget. New owners. A new start in Liverpool history. And a game at Goodison Park to kick-start the new season. Just a shame nobody told the players. Typically, Hodgson had chosen all the right players in all the wr...

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Funny story: Blackpool v Manchester City - Fashion Faux Pas

Blackpool v Manchester City - Fashion Faux Pas

Blackpool v Manchester City, at least on paper, was an interesting concept, but a horrendous colour clash. Blackpool in tangerine, City in sky blue. One Sky HD viewer claimed he had to switch off because watching this horrendous colour contrast...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

In surprisingly reflective mood, under fire Liverpool boss, Roy Hodgson, still smarting from a 2-0 derby defeat to local rivals Everton at Goodison Park, lay the blame squarely on Steven Gerrard's haircut. "It was a distraction for the whole team,...

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Funny story: Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

More scandal today surrounding world level sports as it was revealed that "anythings for sale" as long as enough money is involved, much to the chagrin of Fifa officials who are investigating reports that the 2018 World Cup Match Venue is available.

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Funny story: Van de Sar drops his balls and Man Utd lose their "balls"!

Van de Sar drops his balls and Man Utd lose their "balls"!

The "losing balls" disease around Man Utd grows and grows as they go from one blunder to another all caused by the "Roonism Syndrome", an incurable sickness which is spreading like the plague! Everybody surrounded by Rooney has symptons and now th...

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Funny story: Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

In a contentious block buster deal, the storied Liverpool Premier League Team was finally sold to the sporting group that owns the financially successful Boston Red Sox for a little over $476 million, just enough to bail out the Bank of Scotland who...

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Funny story: Fellaini out with hair ache

Fellaini out with hair ache

Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool. Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunatel...

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