Robert Byrd, the only dead man to be eulogized by a comatose president, was put to rest today, ending a career of service to his country and the KKK. Byrd, who claims that he never hung a black man without wearing a white robe, had a long and disting...
More evidence comes in every day that Obama is not an American or an African. Thanks to more friends uncovering concealed evidence that has been hidden for thirty years Big "O" has now been "sussed". While he's been both pretending to be an educated...
I have to agree with goldie206's article that Obama is indeed the lovechild of Winston Churchill. The proof I have is contained in letters found in my sister-in-law's home in Melton Mowbray - Leicestershire. Winston Churchill, it is alleged, entertained his 'ladies' in this beautiful 200 year old stone house. When my sister-in-law was putting an extension onto the back of the house, plann...
Washington, DC - In another unprecedented move from the White House, President Obama has invited South Carolina to secede from the union. Under normal circumstances, the decision to secede from the union is usually made by a state government that...
An expert in ancestry at the university of London has spent the last year researching president Obama forebears. He has found documents relating to the Obama forbears that go back before the Roman era. There is strong evidence that his great gran...
Washington DC: Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs announced today that a full list of special interest presidential campaign contributors will be made public and placed on the White House website. The list will include organization names, dollar amou...
LA BREA, California - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and the "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha were in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. The president had been criticized prior to going to the infamous tar pits due to...
President Barack Obama's birth certificate was claimed to have been found last week while JZ Knight was channeling Johnny Carson at her home in Yelm, Washington. "You will find Barack Obama's birth certificate in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagna...
Amateur golfers, all of whom are taxpayers, were said to be speechless today after it was announced on the Golf Channel, that Jon Daly had been hired by the Democratic National Committee (DNC) to work with the President who was said to be 'unable to...
Subpoenaed in the trial of Rod Blagojevich, President Barack Obama testified Monday with these words, "Here me and here me well. I did not have an unnatural relationship with that man's hairpiece." Members of the court were perplexed over Obama's...
An asteroid has been sighted which may miss Earth or might wipe out all of life on this planet. Shorters on the stock market have been taking positions on Earth being hit so they can make a load of money in the short term before they are eliminate...
AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND - "Birthers" have long contested Hawaii as Obama's place of birth because of "Left-leaning" efforts to hide nearly every document related to his past. The short-form, or "live birth," document repeatedly cited by administration off...
As reported in Rolling Stone, General McChrystal's entourage nicknamed itself, "Team America" after the film of the same name by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. In the movie, "Team America," the members of the team routinely used the...
Since saying he was fully responsible and 'totally in charge' of the disastrous BP Oil Spill in the Gulf, and moving the command and control center to the White House Game Room, things have gotten more out of control culminating today with reports sa...
President Hussein Obama stepped outside military channels to name rabid Osama Bin Laden hunter Gary Faukner to the top post in Afghanistan to continue the fight against terrorism after relieving General Stan McCrystal. Faulker, a US construction w...
The United States has decided to try a new tack on its looming war with Iran. The Pentagon's super secret "Reverse Psychological Warfare Department" has recommended that America try to stop trying to stop Iran from getting its own mushroom-makers and...
Ever since the home buyer credit has been discontinued, housing sales have plummeted and even a new extension on that credit won't help matters this late in the game say housing experts. President Obama needs an even bolder plan to get the housing...
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