Singer Mariah Carey got herself in a sticky situation when she accidentally glued her face to the leg of an 85 year old man.
Legendary Hollywood actor and N.R.A spokesman Charlton Heston has slammed the association for what he calls a "gun loving" attitude.
African based charity "The Good Givers" has donated a large unspecified sum of money to the loony Church of Scientology.
President George W Bush had a lucky escape after getting trapped in a public toilet in a Dallas shopping mall.
A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.
An Arbor, Michigan - Not to belittle Appalachian State's accomplishment last week in upsetting the highly touted Michigan Wolverines, but the Oregon Ducks would like a vote for "Humiliating" the Wolverines. Actually they spanked them si...
Bungling Portuguese detectives made seven RIDICULOUS GAFFES in trying to fit up missing Maddie's parents. We look at each one of these TOTALLY STUPID claims to show what idiots the Portuguese cops are.
In an astonishing new twist to the Madeleine McCann enquiry, the Pope has been arrested and brought to Portugal for questioning about the little girl's disappearance.
LOS ANGELES, United States (UFO) - The search for missing adventurer Steve Fossett appears to be over. Nearly one week after the millionaire aviator's plane vanished, he phoned friends via satellite phone to inform them of his latest adventure.
In a development so unforeseen that nobody, uh, foresaw it, HM the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip today made their divorce official at the Westminster Register Office. Veteran Royal-watchers, long listed in the Guinness Book as "most useless human...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's surgeon confirmed what millions of Americans have always suspected, that living with George W Bush 'is a pain in the neck'.
A terrible dispute disrupted negotiations at the UN today after delegates began using Babel fish to translate rather than humans.
Staff at Hollywood KFC took matters into their own hands when they banned "Dirty" wailer Christina Aguilera from the LA eaterie.
"Rush Hour's" Chris Tucker and "The Fast and the Furious" gimp bag Paul "funny walk" Walker are to team up for action comedy "Heidi: 2...
Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.
The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
Former New York mayor and Republican bast*ard candidate, Rudolph Giuliani says he wants America to go back to a safer time.
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