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Funny story: Manchester United Former Star Nobby Stiles Auctions World Cup And European Cup-Winning Underpants

Manchester United Former Star Nobby Stiles Auctions World Cup And European Cup-Winning Underpants

Nobby Stiles, the former Manchester United star who played in the 1966 England World Cup-winning side, and who also featured in the United team that won the 1968 European Cup Final, has sold the underpants he wore in both matches at auction. The s...

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Funny story: Chicharito Strikes Again!

Chicharito Strikes Again!

Fresh from his exertions against Stoke City and long throw-up expert Rory Delap, Javier Hernandez, also known as Chicharito - the little pea - popped up out of his pod again at Old Trafford last night to bag the winner for Manchester United as the Re...

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Funny story: Leeds United Pay Price For Playing Without Defenders

Leeds United Pay Price For Playing Without Defenders

Leeds United suffered their third consecutive home league defeat last night, as they were soundly beaten 4-0 by high-flying Cardiff City, whose manager Dave Jones later criticised the Yorkshire club for playing without a single defender. Leeds sta...

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Funny story: City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

EASTLANDS - Sick of always being outdone by their more illustrious neighbours, Manchester City moved quickly today to buy their very own CHICO headline act - following Man Utd ace Chico's two goals against Stoke over the weekend.... ...... None...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Death Threats Thwarted As Striker Is Given New Identity

Wayne Rooney Death Threats Thwarted As Striker Is Given New Identity

Police investigating the death threats made against Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney, say that the player is being protected day and night from angry fans, and will shortly be flown to Geneva for plastic surgery, after which he will...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney: "Erm, I Was Only Joking!"

Wayne Rooney: "Erm, I Was Only Joking!"

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England striker, has admitted for the first time that his childish and petulant outburst in the media last week, and his subsequent refusal to sign a new contract, were staged exclusively for public consumption...

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Funny story: Chicharito's Head "Back to Front"

Chicharito's Head "Back to Front"

Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez has revealed the secret of his baffling goal against Stoke, which was apparently scored with the back of his head. It turns out the Mexican international, known as Chicharito - which translates as "the li...

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Funny story: Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

It was a proper blue day for the noisy neighbours at the City Of Manchester Stadium, Sunday. Pre match there were tributes paid to Malcolm Allison, who sadly passed away ten days ago, and was much respected, even among the rags from across town.

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Funny story: Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Stoke City's Britannia Stadium certainly lived up to its billing as the Premier League's noisiest arena as the Manchester United roadshow swept into town. A pulsating encounter saw United take the lead courtesy of a spectacular back-header by Unit...

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Funny story: FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA have angrily denied claims made by a British newspaper that they have found at least one person in the organisation who is not corruptible. Secret filming by The News of the Plebs alleges to show Dutch representative Hertz van Rental refusing...

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Funny story: Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Tottenham are under investigation from FIFA, after it turns out they have been passing off a monkey as Welsh international Gareth Bale for a number of months. The left footed youngster is believed to have been switched for a chimpanzee during the...

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Funny story: Roo guarantees to play "Sexy Football"

Roo guarantees to play "Sexy Football"

At an exclusive press meeting in which I gained access, Rooney, dressed in an expensive Tommy Hilfiger track suit, said he wanted to stay at Utd and play "sexy football". Some femalejornos swooned and collapsed on hearing these words. Rooney repeate...

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Funny story: Rooney Buys Manchester United

Rooney Buys Manchester United

In a deal which will revolutionise the football world Wayne Rooney has bought Manchester United. 'It is about time players took over the Clubs' he told a Press Conference 'we have the know how and I have the money.' Several other players are li...

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Funny story: Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

This reporter can today exclusively reveal that Liverpool boss Woy Hodgson is in fact one of J.K. Rowling's infamous dementors of Azkaban. Suspicions were aroused when reporter Mike Gatspy travelled to see Hodgson's team of underachievers and appa...

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Funny story: The Glazers ruining another football club

The Glazers ruining another football club

This club is Liverpool F.C! You might be surprised that the new Liverpool owner is actually a cousin to the hated Manchester United owners. Yes, he lied that his family name was 'Henry'. Well actually, it's no real surprise that they are cousins, con...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Really Sorry - Oh, That's All Right Then

Wayne Rooney Really Sorry - Oh, That's All Right Then

So, Wayne Rooney has signed a five year contract at Manchester United, apologised to the manager and his team mates for being a prick, and is expected within the next few hours to issue a grovelling apology to United fans. So that's all right then...

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Funny story: Rooney replacement, Gazza, gets "nicked" for possessing drugs!

Rooney replacement, Gazza, gets "nicked" for possessing drugs!

Sir Alex was hoping to shock the world by firstly flogging R****y (who?) and then asking Gazza to come out of retirement as his replacement!! Initially Sir Alex begged Mon dieu, Messr. Cantona to come back to Utd, lose some weight, train hard and...

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