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Funny story: Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump

Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump

In further evidence of the phantasmagorical world in which President Donald Trump and his minions are living, the US President's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has claimed that "truth isn't truth" during a television interview. Mr Giuliani was arguing tha...

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Funny story: President Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

President Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

President Donald Trump has announced that he will be meeting scientists later today to discuss his new plan for the future which will involve him being cryogenically frozen. Trump, 72, said he 'hatched' the idea recently during the furore which su...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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Funny story: Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

President Donald Trump has said he will retire from politics 'completely', when he reaches the age of 100. He told reporters at the White House that, though he believes he has much to give, there is also much he has to receive, and he fully intend...

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Funny story: Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

It has been revealed that an ancient and valuable document has been found in the Outer Hebrides, part of Scotland, relating to POTUS Donald Trump's Scottish ancestry. The delicate parchment was discovered in a previously-unsearched chamber, deep b...

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Funny story: OMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...

OMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...

BILLINGSGATE POST: OMAROSA spelled backwards is ASORAMO. In the Looking Glass War, there are many images that are mirror reflections of counter-intuitive deflections. This might provide insight into the war of words that takes place in everyday life. Linguistically speaking, the word “ASORAMO” might conjure up suggestions of “Ass” “Hole” and “Panorama.” How ironic this is for a lady who sold out...

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Funny story: DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...

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Funny story: Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...

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Funny story: President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

US President Donald Trump, has addressed the US press corps at the White House this afternoon, and has placed a full and complete ban on ALL spoof stories about himself, especially ones that portray him in a bad light. Mr Trump claims he tired of...

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Funny story: Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Fans of the children's puzzle book series 'Where's Waldo?' will be interested in a new publication along the same lines, for readers of all ages, featuring the President of the United States, Donald Trump, entitled 'Where's Trumpo?' In the origina...

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Funny story: Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor. "O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact...

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Funny story: Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Caracas, Venezuela—Venezuelan President Nicolás “The Madman” Maduro wants to know "what [expletive deleted] happened" a week ago, when explosives-laden drones “went off,” injuring seven soldiers in what appears to have been an attempt on the dickhead...

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Funny story: Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Obama's secret bugs in the White House have revealed that President Trump has been trying to purchase a very large estate in Russia, surrounded by a moat and a BIG WALL. He has finally closed on it, after securing loans from...

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Funny story: Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Mir-A-Lago, Florida President Donald Trump, feeling guilty about implicating his son, Donny, in the Mueller investigation, has written a letter to Mueller about his errant son. It has been leaked to the press: Dear Mr. Mueller, Please excuse Dona...

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Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...

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Funny story: "Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

"Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

He is well known for his closet racism, but it seems that Trump suffers from a severe psychological disorder - sometimes called negrophobia, but also known as TDRT. This magnifies the problem and causes uncontrollable outbursts of racism. Tiny Dic...

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