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Funny story: Donaldgate

Donaldgate

"Pssst!" Nancy Pelosi peered around the pillar but saw no one. "Pssst! Over here!" She looked again and saw a shadowy figure beckoning her from across the floor of the parking garage. She scuttled over, while holding on to her wig with one hand. "Blackfeather," she said to the man. "What?" "Blackfeather. The password." "Oh." "You're supposed to give the countersign."...

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Funny story: No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

Washington, DC … America is drowning in an ocean of fake news. Misinformation, in the form of inaccurate tweets, posts, and quotes are confusing public debate and running the American political system off the rails. Fortunately, Government hacker...

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Funny story: 2017, The Year Of The Cock--Should It Be Renamed "Year Of The Pussy" Or "Year Of The Vagina"?

2017, The Year Of The Cock--Should It Be Renamed "Year Of The Pussy" Or "Year Of The Vagina"?

2017 is the Year of the Cock according to the Chinese calendar, but Amena Snow, editor of the women's magazine Biva, has proclaimed it the Year of the Pussy. The announcement has exposed a deepening rift among liberals who want to rename 2017 in honor of the historic public opposition to President Trump's policies that has been led largely by women. Ramona Gwyn Of Code Pink explained her cho...

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Funny story: Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

The bathroom controversy showed no signs of stopping today, when President Donald Trump made a rambling speech on the issue. He began by saying that he sympathised with "Trans-Am" people, as he called them. He admitted that sometimes he wasn't sure w...

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Funny story: Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...

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Funny story: There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

Donald Trump revealed in a recent interview that he believes he is not only doing a fantastic job as the newly appointed Commander in Chief but that his early success is being drastically overlooked. "Not only am I excelling as President of the Unit...

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Funny story: Trump Refused by Own Penis

Trump Refused by Own Penis

Some thought it would be the stress of becoming the leader of the Free World, handling illegal immigration, badgering from Bernie Sanders or wrangling with the Democrats that would have driven President Donald Trump to take a "nice little rest" in a...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

The popular fast-food chain Taco Bell has been in definitely shut down by the newly revamped Food and Drug Administration due to concerns over the quality and constitution of their "meat" filling. Concerns began when a rash of emergency room vis...

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Funny story: Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...

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Funny story: Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

President Trumps plan to rebrand the Whitehouse has suffered a major setback when the huge gold letters, intended to spell out his name on the iconic dome have been supplied incorrectly. Of the five letters, costing $2.5million dollars each, only tw...

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Funny story: The ICE Man Cometh

The ICE Man Cometh

Only In America - With all the controversy the Trump administration has created with its new immigration enforcement policies, the little known and greatly underappreciated U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency has been thrust into th...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Falls Over

Melania Trump Falls Over

Shock news reached the airwaves yesterday, 10pm Washington time, when it was announced that Melania Trump "falls over". Panic reigned in the Trump Towers, with butlers and henchmen running up and down the golden escalators, and intercoms jammed. "We...

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Funny story: All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump is a busy woman and as First Lady does not have a lot time to deal with the day to day activities of First Lady. Eyes opened though when she recently announced the position of "Official Pussy Holder". "I said holder not GRABBER," sai...

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Funny story: Update on President Trump's Plan to Replace Obamacare; "You Are All on Your Own," He States

Update on President Trump's Plan to Replace Obamacare; "You Are All on Your Own," He States

Earlier this week, President Donald Trump announced that he was going to make good on his promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. This new plan came with a shocking statement coming straight from the president himself. In his statement, he called th...

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Funny story: Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando La...

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Funny story: Trump: My way or the highway

Trump: My way or the highway

FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers. Estimated to be worth in t...

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