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Funny story: Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - although we only have S...

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Funny story: Reports Are That Louise Minchin Is The Number One Fan Of Manchester United's Chicharito

Reports Are That Louise Minchin Is The Number One Fan Of Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Lillian McTavisham, an old high school friend of Louise Minchin, recently had lunch with the noted BBC newreader and presenter. The two met at the highly prestigious Lady Godiva's House of Ribs Restaurant located near the Millbank Distill...

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Funny story: FA Calls Time On Football Clichés

FA Calls Time On Football Clichés

It's a game of two halves, or maybe not. The Football Association has decided to call time on, inarticulate managers, players and pundits who trot out the same tired clichés during post match interviews. The FA has now released a list of clichés...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...

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Funny story: Exclusive - Wayne Rooney Will Never Play For Manchester United Again

Exclusive - Wayne Rooney Will Never Play For Manchester United Again

As Wayne Rooney jets off to Nike HQ in the USA, as opposed to training hard for Wednesday's Manchester derby, sources state that he will never pull on the famous old red shirt of Manchester United again. It is being reported in certain 'informed'...

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Funny story: 'Arsenal's Arsene an Arse'

'Arsenal's Arsene an Arse'

Arsene Wenger, Arsenballs 61 year old manager, is saying little about the lorry which fell on his train after he had discussed terms with a couple of young Woking players. Suggestions that he is 'an arse' to talk to a non league side are being dea...

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Funny story: Impostor arrested at Goodison Park

Impostor arrested at Goodison Park

An impostor was in the Everton First Team squad, it has been revealed. Mr. Affin Alaff, a talented African footballer impersonator, scored a sensational goal for the Toffees this weekend against Stoke. The problem? Davey Moyes credited Mr. Alaf...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp: Pompey Fans' Fury At "Sleight."

Harry Redknapp: Pompey Fans' Fury At "Sleight."

Portsmouth FC fans are furious at an alleged sleight to their club by former manager Harry Redknapp. Mr Redknapp had a colourful couple of spells at the south cost club, leading them into the Premier League and eventually winning the FA Cup with t...

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Funny story: Controversy over implant to help blind people see

Controversy over implant to help blind people see

The electronic implant which has helped blind people to see is seen by most people as a marvellous leap forward, or at least thought to be a marvellous leap forward by some who haven't had it yet, but a group of religious fanatics is threatening to d...

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Funny story: What No Santa? SPL bosses in dismay

What No Santa? SPL bosses in dismay

Referee Dougie McDonald is in hot water with Mums and Dads throughout Scotland after revealing in a radio interview that Santa Claus doesn't exist. In the wake of the controversy we decided to ask top Scottish managers their opinions on what Dougi...

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Funny story: Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Noted for their ability to multi task, women now have chance to prove it even more as news filters through that a new LADIES FOOTBALL SUPER LEAGUE is to be planned for 2011. Not content with an easy life of looking after the family, holding down a...

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Funny story: Nani: "I No Cheat. Me Play To Whistle. Simples Innit"

Nani: "I No Cheat. Me Play To Whistle. Simples Innit"

Happy Harry Rednapp is just not his usual happy self today, as he and most Spurs fans seethe over Nani's controversial goal at Old Trafford on Saturday. The rising young Portuguese star was reviled by critics following a declined penalty appeal wh...

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Funny story: Honduras most dangerous place on the planet to play "footie", it's real life or death!

Honduras most dangerous place on the planet to play "footie", it's real life or death!

It is now a fact, Honduras is the most dangerous place on the planet to play soccer! Teams turn up for their games with their boots, shirts, balls, etc, but never forget their revolvers, Kalasjnikovs and hand grenades. Before the kit men pack t...

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Funny story: Gay Man Wants To Bend Wayne Rooney Over A Table And Teach Him A Lesson

Gay Man Wants To Bend Wayne Rooney Over A Table And Teach Him A Lesson

Gay Manchester United fan Larry Sabu, 20, has told friends that, if he were Sir Alex Ferguson, he wouldn't take any more of Wayne Rooney's lip, and that he would teach him a lesson by bending him over the edge of a table and giving him "a damned good...

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Funny story: City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write the 'Pink Panther' theme music) to si...

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Funny story: Hull City Star Jimmy Bullard Sustains Third Knee Injury

Hull City Star Jimmy Bullard Sustains Third Knee Injury

Unlucky Hull City midfielder Jimmy Bullard has been ruled out of playing for about three weeks with a new knee injury, this time on his third knee. The 32-year-old had to have surgery on his right knee shortly after he joined the Tigers in January...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito's Football Poster Outselling Wayne Rooney's By A Ten To One Margin

Manchester United's Chicharito's Football Poster Outselling Wayne Rooney's By A Ten To One Margin

MANCHESTER, England - The 22-year-old football sensation from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, Javier Hernandez Balcazar is being hailed as one of the best young talents to come around in a long time. "Chicharito" or little pea, as he is called first...

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