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Funny story: Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Manhattan, NY President Trump announced today that he caught the planet Venus spying on the United States and found out they were planning on invading the Earth, until they heard him talking about what he would do to aliens if he ever caught them in...

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Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...

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Funny story: DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...

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Funny story: Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

London, England The Queen sent a strong message overseas today as she sent the man she calls a "raconteur," a cease-and-desist order to stop contacting her about using one of the royal castles for his family to stay in while visiting. The Queen se...

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Funny story: Trump Administration Decides to Run Advertising About How Great Administration Is

Trump Administration Decides to Run Advertising About How Great Administration Is

The Trump Administration has once more outdone itself! Where it once was very anti-media, they have done a 180 and purchased advertising time on television, radio, and even small-time newspapers, saving many of them from bankruptcy. The mass media advertising blitz comes right after Trump's National Tour, which began in a Florida airport and continued in Nashville and on to the rest of the nati...

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Funny story: Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money

Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money

Washington, DC After the Trump Cabinet's latest meeting, they all found out that they together they all possess 68% of the wealth of the nation. "Once we realized that idiots like us make more money in a day than most Americans make in a year, we...

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Funny story: Trump Goes Back on Word and Enforces Federal Marijuana Laws

Trump Goes Back on Word and Enforces Federal Marijuana Laws

Washington, DC Women, Transgender, Democrats, Mitt Romney, and Immigrant Marchers Against Trump were joined by the Marijuana Growers and Retailers Union from 12 different states over the weekend, after they made a few wrong turns. It was assumed tha...

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Funny story: Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...

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Funny story: Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency

Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency

Former president Barrack Obama finally broke cover and confessed to Access Hollywood corespondent Jill Martin that he engineered many of the problems plaguing President Trump. "The Michael Flynn scandal, Obamacare entrenchment, The FBI wire taps--...

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Funny story: Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Washington, DC President Donald Trump tweeted at 3:30 this morning that he would provide evidence that Obama had spied on him at a press conference this morning. UPDATE: President Trump held a press conference this morning and said, "My evidence t...

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Funny story: Trump Fires Science

Trump Fires Science

Science Town, USA President Trump announced in his third press conference today that he has fired everybody connected to Science fields, because he feels Science has in his words, "Failed us for the LAST TIME!!! "Who is always crying about Global...

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Funny story: Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...

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Funny story: Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

A prominent Harvard Medical School psychiatrist has published a paper detailing the apparent reason President Donald Trump is having the 3:AM tweet rants that have become a regular part of the news each day. Dr. T. J. McCorkle states in his study...

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Funny story: Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...

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Funny story: Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Somewhere Way Back in Rural Massachusetts The last remaining fans and friends of comedian Bill Cosby have been expressing anxiety that Dr. Cosby has so much trouble now that he is losing his eyesight. "We just worry about him straining his eyes to...

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