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Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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Funny story: Google Agrees To Adjust Algorithm To Find Positive Trump Stories

Google Agrees To Adjust Algorithm To Find Positive Trump Stories

Google today agreed to adjust their Algorithm for their search engine to search for positive Trump stories. White house officials have been invited to observe this change and the technical aspects were explained to them, so they could understand.

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Funny story: Trump Gives Commencement Address

Trump Gives Commencement Address

To the graduating class of 2019, congratulations on having me as your commencement speaker. That fact alone makes you the greatest of all graduating classes in the history of the world. Now I want to tell you a few things that will ensure your success after you leave here. It’s okay to be ignorant and uninformed. I am the perfect example of that. I don’t bother to learn the facts about...

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Funny story: Visit to Hell "just rescheduled", Sanders says

Visit to Hell "just rescheduled", Sanders says

Washington, D.C. August 29, 2018. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders played down reports that President Trump’s visit to Hell had been cancelled. “It’s just been rescheduled,” Sanders said, and played down reports that Satan was re...

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Funny story: David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times

David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times

The Mueller Investigation recently gave immunity to Trump's "friend" David Pecker regarding testifying about the President's expenses. When Trump needed Pecker to kill a story, Pecker would rise to the occasion. He would buy negative stories abou...

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Funny story: Trump's sanctions against Japan becoming rather silly...

Trump's sanctions against Japan becoming rather silly...

Bent on ensuring fair trade - as he sees it - across the world, Donald Trump has now punished Japanese imports to the promised land by raising tax on their soy sauce. In a tit for tat reaction, Japanese Prime Minister, Shizo Abe, has slapped an extra...

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Funny story: Trump Wins in Multiple Categories in the 2018 World Polling Results

Trump Wins in Multiple Categories in the 2018 World Polling Results

Somewhere in Cyberspace The ultra-secret World Polling Center released its annual results and discovered a lot of records have been broken by the Trump Administration this year! Last year, Trump tied Nero for Biggest Narcissist in History--this year he won the record by himself. In the most inept leader category, Trump has come in near the top, edgeing out Mussolini, right below Hitler. He...

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Funny story: Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump appeared at a signing ceremony this morning to implement his new executive order requiring scientists to get approval from him before releasing new scientific discoveries. "I'm only doing this to protect Americans.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal

Donald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal

Donald Trump's Pecker just fell off his wagon. David Pecker, friend and publisher of that bastion of truth, The National Enquirer, just went limp and took immunity. Trump is said to have massaged his relationship with Pecker over the years to help...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him

Trump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him

Mar-A-Lago, FL aka The Executive Mansion Sarah Huckster Sanders released a statement from Donald Trump warning that the good economy we are having is only going to continue if Trump is President. If anything happens to him, the whole economy is goin...

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Funny story: How A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President

How A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President

The White House. Those usually unreliable but sometimes accurate sources in the West Wing announced today that secret meetings between President Donald Trump and Vice president Mike Pence have cleared the way for Trump to weather the storm of controv...

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Funny story: President Trump Resigns After A Job Well Done

President Trump Resigns After A Job Well Done

Citing his unbelievable success at everything he has ever attempted, Donald Trump resigned from the office of president of the United States. I have achieved all I have set out to accomplish in record time. My ratings were greater than any other...

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Funny story: Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Massachusetts - Scientists imported from England today declared that the reason Donald J. Trump feels there is a witch hunt for him is because he is indeed a witch. Scientists meeting secretly in Salem, Massachusetts have worked out the science behi...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

President Trump's former lawyer and "fixer" Michael Cohen has been charged on eight counts of fraud and other financial crimes, including tax evasion and paying off Stormy Daniels for having to sleep with the orange leader. Unusually, Cohen defend...

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Funny story: CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?

CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?

Anonymous and usually unreliable sources in the intelligence community, who are on rare occasion somewhat right, have told The Spoof that high ranking officials in the Central Intelligence Agency have a contingency plan to replace President Donald J.

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Funny story: There She Was--Miss America

There She Was--Miss America

It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...

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