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Funny story: Republicans Need Clean Break from Bush: Gingrich

Republicans Need Clean Break from Bush: Gingrich

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican presidential candidates need to make a clean break from that "crazy Zionist warmonger" President George W. Bush and the US government or they will lose the November 2008 election, veteran Republican New...

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Funny story: Harvey arrested for assaulting himself

Harvey arrested for assaulting himself

Pop loser Brian Harvey has been remanded in custody for head butting himself. The former One True Voice bassist, who shot to fame in the nineteen nineties with a string of forgettable hits, is said to be deeply traumatised by the whole experience.

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Funny story: Democratic Party Adopts New Logo

Democratic Party Adopts New Logo

(Washington) - The Democratic Party, led by MoveOver.org and Hillary Clinton, today announced they are changing their political logo. From a donkey to an ostrich.

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Funny story: OJ Simpson Pledges to Find the Real Burglar

OJ Simpson Pledges to Find the Real Burglar

Las Vegas, NV September 14, 2007 - In an impromptu news conference held on the Las Vegas Strip this morning, OJ Simpson pledged "…not to rest until the real burglar is found."...

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Funny story: Missing Children Believed Shaved Say Amish Detectives.

Missing Children Believed Shaved Say Amish Detectives.

News just in of a bizarre twist in a recent spate of child kidnappings in Rio De Janero. For several months, small young children all aged around five or six have been mysteriously disappearing from the streets of Rio in Brazil near Chile.

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Funny story: Bush/Chaney Implement New Plan to Thwart Insurgents

Bush/Chaney Implement New Plan to Thwart Insurgents

Originally the Bush administration thought the Iraqi war was going to be a slam-dunk shutout. At first it seemed it just might work, the Iraqi army laid down like a Saturday night hooker with a free hotel room and two gallons of lube. They took the a...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Lip Sync 'War and Peace' Using Justin Timberlake's Voice

Britney Spears to Lip Sync 'War and Peace' Using Justin Timberlake's Voice

Planet Earth - Britney Spears will lip sync to Justin Timberlake's new audio book recording of War and Peace. According to her agent she is dedicating the new DVD to Insomniacs Anonymous, who have agreed to back Britney's entire world tour in...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then...

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Funny story: Midgets mug nun

Midgets mug nun

Today outside a shop somewhere near the sleepy town of Kunt in Germany, Northern Ireland people witnessed shocking scenes of brutal savagery as about twenty boozed up midgets waited for a nun to come out of "gangreen gary's" tattoo parl...

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Funny story: Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'

Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'

A man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis in a fit of frustration.

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Funny story: Irn Brun and The Iron Lady

Irn Brun and The Iron Lady

Our lord and master, Gordon 'Irn Brun' Brown, has met the former PM Margaret Thatcher. He intends to adapt his policies in order to gain more popular support, or votes; whichever comes most easily.

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Funny story: Steven Seagal invites fat girls to howl at his house

Steven Seagal invites fat girls to howl at his house

Tubby 90's action hero, Steven Seagal has been spotted placing notices on store windows in Boise, Idaho, calling on fat girls to howl at his house.

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Funny story: Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.

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Funny story: Police Shoot Two Dead In Bungled Bank Robbery

Police Shoot Two Dead In Bungled Bank Robbery

Two men were shot dead in Hampshire this morning after they bungled a bank raid, and were the victims of a 'shooting gallery-style' onslaught by police, who killed them to pieces.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Taped Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern In Oral Sex Act. XXX DVD to Follow?

Anna Nicole Smith Taped Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern In Oral Sex Act. XXX DVD to Follow?

As in almost all these stories, tales of wild, gay sex, possible murder, drug abuse, multiple overdoses, inevitably rumors of a sex tape comes into play. Is there a tape? Who has it? When will it surface? Is it in focus? How is the lighting?...

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Funny story: Rita Crosby's Best Seller, Blonde Ambition, Nothing More Than Spoof Plagiarism

Rita Crosby's Best Seller, Blonde Ambition, Nothing More Than Spoof Plagiarism

Yes, that's right Rita Crosby's new book, Blonde Ambition, is nothing more than speculation already leaked to the public in TheSpoof.com. To prove the point Crosby's book released Sept. 4, 2007 claims Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern w...

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Funny story: Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Moscow, Russia - From Russia with Straight Love? After the rumored U.S. air force development of a hormone based Gay Bomb that would make enemy soldiers more interested in getting to "know" each other in the Biblical sense of the word rathe...

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