Now that Barack of Arabia has declared that Islam is officially a religion that should be respected as such by Americans; not a dedicated terrorist organization operating under the guise of religion, perhaps we should resist the urge to ask him for h...
Washington DC - After months of speculation, White House press-secretary Robert Gibbs revealed today that President Obama is actually a Republican. Democrats across the country were shocked and amazed. The revelation came after several incidents w...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and one of the "First Kiddoes" Sasha were vacationing in the Florida panhandle town of Panama City. The president wanted to show that the Gulf of Mexico is safe to swim in. So he h...
Washington, DC: US President Obama has no intention of swimming up the River Ganges in a show of solidarity with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, sources in the White House have stated. A certain source from the Prime Ministers' Office in Ind...
Barmy President Obama, who wants to build a great big mosque on the site of Ground Zero is in for a surprise when he visits Manhattan next week. A few thousand residents plan to throw their shoes at him in a sign of disapproval. Shoe throwing beca...
POCATELLO, Idaho - President Barack Obama was speaking at Pocatello's One Potato Two Potato Palace before a group known as The Pocatello Potato Packers Federation. He informed them that he had just signed a bill allowing the southern border states...
Former US Veep, Dan "Potatoe"-head Quayle's son Ben appears to be following in the family's footsteps. On Wednesday - the newest member of the spelling-challenged Quayles - jumped on the "Diss Obama" bandwagon. Ben, a Republican liar, er....lawye...
Desperate to save their jobs and facing annihilation in the mid-term elections Democratic politicians have reverted to their familiar abuse of all things foreign. To wit: Democrat Senator Charles E. Schumer's ridiculous branding of leading Indian I...
WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...
President Obama will spend his August vacation writing an essay on why the United States should stay in Afghanistan. The essay was due during the 2009-2010 legislative term but has yet to be completed because the president kept putting it off citing...
THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...
After 18 months of being 'dazed & confused', President Barry Obamsky came out swinging today ordering his Attorney General to 'kick some ass' and start charging dissident taxpayers with 'hate crimes' for exposing government mismanagement and inc...
DUBUQUE, Iowa - GOP talk show host Glenn Beck was in Dubuque on a book signing tour of his latest book entitled, How The Hell Can I Have So Much Common Sense And Still Be So Downright Stupid?" During the book signing he met one of Vice-President...
Washington - (Numerology News): Five planets in an explosive astrology T-Square on the President's birthday and the First Lady's off slumming it where?? "He's a big boy now," the CIA's Head of Numerology commented today as Michelle and daughter Sa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama revealed to her noted hairdresser FuFi Fondue, that she is planning on throwing her husband the biggest White House Birthday party since the one that Julia Grant, wife of President Ulysses S. Grant, threw for her Civ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama took time from his conference dealing with the itemized bill that the United States will be sending to BP for the hellacious mess that their well made in the Gulf of Mexico to answer a question regarding the TV real...
The American College of Professors Who Teach in a College said that, by far and away, Barack Obama was the best president America had in 2009. Spokesperson for the group Courtney Hurper Smith-Harper said that President Obama clearly showed "mu...
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