Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.
Satan has challenged creator of the universe and everything that exists, God, to reveal the true size of his man-hood.
President George Bush has been in consultation with disgraced loony OJ Simpson over how best to handle the Iraq crisis.
In a dramatic new twist, Portuguese police today claimed that British Police have hampered their most determined efforts in the case of tragic missing Madeleine McCann.
SOMEWHERE IN WISCONSIN- Fires are visible now from both camps and a smell that might be something chemical is wafting from where most of the troop has gathered. This is most likely the roasting of the large animal that was trudged in during this mor...
Dr John Watson, MD, confirmed last night that his esteemed friend Mr Sherlock Homes had been consulted in earnest by the anguished mother of the missing infant Madeline McCann.
Rescuers attempting to refloat Cherie Blair from a beach in Someset, England, say they have reached the crucial period in the attempt to save the former prime minister's wife.
Richard Branson is to donate money to a new fund, in order to aid Kate and Gerry McCann in their legal fight.
NFL Commissioner Big Bad Roger Goodell has announced that he will punish Patriots' Head Coach Bellicose Bill Bellichik for chickenshit cheating. It is alleged that the Jets coaches were filmed on the sidelines and information was secretly sent ov...
The besieged parents of missing three year old have finally lashed out at the ever increasing court of public opinion against them. Reading from a crumpled piece of paper they stated early today, "We are reliable and responsible parents - and we...
The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.
People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...
Russian police made a gruesome discovery in Bitsa Park, a forest, Southwest of Moscow; when they uncovered 16 bodies so far. Whoever the killer is, has been nicknamed the 'Beast of Bitsa' - because there are bitsa bodies everywhere!...
Leeds United got their first points of the season with a 3-0 away win at Bristol Rovers last night, and supporters celebrated by smashing up half of the West Country.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Alan Greenspan says blame him for the American housing disaster and the latest mess in financial markets here and throughout the world.
Prosecutors in the Disappearance of Evidence Case have had their hopes dashed yet again with another case of disappearing evidence.
Startling observers on both sides of the Isles, Vice President Dick Cheney, on Tuesday, announced that he was 'Coming out of the Closet' and admitting that he is gay.
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