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Funny story: Fifa Fieves Fired

Fifa Fieves Fired

Following the BBC 'Panorama' programme on alleged corruption by FIFA executives the organisation has announced that all those named have no place in FIFA. Demands are being made to the individuals that they repay any money given to them to act corrup...

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Funny story: Mourinho - You're Not Special Any More! - Barcelona 5 Real Madrid 0

Mourinho - You're Not Special Any More! - Barcelona 5 Real Madrid 0

Last night - Camp Nou, Barcelona, Catalunya - El Clasico - Barcelona v Real Madrid - The Special One, Jose Mourinho strolled confidently into Camp Nou, only to be found a few short hours later hiding in a kit bag as his team had been systematically t...

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Funny story: Paul Konchesky voted luckiest bloke alive

Paul Konchesky voted luckiest bloke alive

Liverpool left back Paul Konchesky has been voted the luckiest bloke alive. Konchesky 29, who followed boss Roy Hodgson from Fulham to Liverpool in the summer, is said to have agreed with the outcome of vote. He excitedly told reporters, "This is...

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Funny story: "Su-Berb" Bulgarian Beelzebub blasts Blackburn back to Black country!

"Su-Berb" Bulgarian Beelzebub blasts Blackburn back to Black country!

A certain 'Bulgarian Beelzebub' who has been criticised for his phlegmatic performances since being a member of the "Theatre of Dreams" company answered all of them yesterday. He came out with a point to prove and blasted his opponents and critics...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Spends A Day Abusing Fan At Work

Arsene Wenger Spends A Day Abusing Fan At Work

It has been revealed that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was this week given unrivalled access in to the life of an Arsenal season ticket holder who verbally abused him from the stands throughout the second half of his teams shock defeat to Champions...

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Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...

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Funny story: Champions League - Rangers Surrender Like Lambs To Composed Manchester United

Champions League - Rangers Surrender Like Lambs To Composed Manchester United

Ibrox - Wednesday November 24th - Champions League - It looked like Rangers weren't really up for a football match, as they kicked off this fixture packing their defence, and almost coming unstuck early doors. Penalty appeals from Berbatov and Nan...

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Funny story: Scots ban Rooney from entering Scotland, he forgot his passport!

Scots ban Rooney from entering Scotland, he forgot his passport!

On the eve of tonight's "Battle of Britain" between Man Utd and Rangers there was a shock surprise for Wayne Rooney. Sir Alex Ferguson was planning to play Rooney tonight hoping he would explode back into form and blast Rangers off of the Ibrox pa...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson of Dutch football, Luis Suarez admits, "I was starving"!

Mike Tyson of Dutch football, Luis Suarez admits, "I was starving"!

Dutch league football is starved of top quality and their players are starving too! Proof of this was the televised game between Ajax Amsterdam and PSV Eindhoven. The game was a 0-0 bore but the happenings after were very "tasty"! Luis Suarez,...

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Funny story: Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...

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Funny story: Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...

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Funny story: How can I live through this?

How can I live through this?

'Terry, how can I cope with West Ham losing to Liverpool 3-0?' 'Penny, you have to be thankful it was only three. At half time I thought we were in for double figures.' 'But this can't go on.' 'No. I don't know long Avram has got but I wouldn't be surprised if he goes pretty soon.' 'Do you think that will make any difference?' 'It might. Bob Green's in form and Scott Parker wasn't p...

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Funny story: Oh dear!

Oh dear!

It has not been good recently Penny thought. West Ham drawing all the time and still bottom of the Premier League, Terry missing goals in his games for Leyton Orient Juniors and Grandma in hospital after another stroke. Penny went to see her and found there was little point. Grandma didn't know who she was and, after a while, Penny decided to call it a day. The only amusing thing was the jou...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69, had earlier said that he was "too old to ret...

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Funny story: Capello and Grant swap places

Capello and Grant swap places

Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world. England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...

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Funny story: Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...

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Funny story: FIFA Corruption Case "Brilliant" Work By British Media

FIFA Corruption Case "Brilliant" Work By British Media

Members of FIFA determined that England should not stage the 2018 World Cup have been applauding the British media behind the scenes. As the international football authority's Ethics Committee announced its decisions regarding the cases of corrupt...

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