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Funny story: Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle

Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle

Barrack Obama was knighted by the Jedi council and was enlisted in the fight against Donald Trump. Barrack Obama then proved his mettle by besting President Donald Trump in a mere two minute lightsaber fight. Master Yoda explained the council's de...

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Funny story: Trump Dictatorship Declaration Delayed by Traffic Court Judge in New Mexico

Trump Dictatorship Declaration Delayed by Traffic Court Judge in New Mexico

West Cimmaron Bend, N.M. - A traffic court judge in the small remote town of West Cimmaron Bend, New Mexico has placed Donald Trump's Declaration that he is the Supreme Ruler of the United States in limbo, issuing a ruling that the Executive Order b...

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Funny story: Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets

Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets

In another late-night tweet, US President Trump has sensationally claimed that former President Obama was responsible for piloting one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers in New York on September 11th, 2001. It is the latest in a series o...

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Funny story: Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Washington, DC President Trump today announced that the Freedom Caucus must be impeached, or arrested, for disloyalty. He has also threatened to call out the National Guard if the House of Representatives doesn't IMMEDIATELY start impeachment proceed...

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Funny story: President Trump is really President Baldwin

President Trump is really President Baldwin

The actor Alec Baldwin held a news conference in the Oval Office yesterday, as he signed one executive order after another. Mr. Baldwin had no difficulty entering the White House yesterday morning, as the security officers all recognized him as...

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Funny story: Trump to Unleash Wrath of Voters on Uncooperative Legislators

Trump to Unleash Wrath of Voters on Uncooperative Legislators

Some Golf Course, Florida - Donald Trump, in the wake of the defeat of his Health Care Initiative, has indicated that members of Congress who stand in the way of his agenda will face the anger of voters when elections take place next year. The ove...

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Funny story: Whitehouse Press Secretary Finally Admits Trump's Diabolic Plan To Corner The Russian Salad Dressing Market

Whitehouse Press Secretary Finally Admits Trump's Diabolic Plan To Corner The Russian Salad Dressing Market

Washington - On Tuesday, Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary, tried to downplay questions about ties between President Donald Trump's associates and Russia. "If the President puts Russian salad dressing on his salad tonight, somehow that's a Rus...

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Funny story: President Trump Creates Ministry of Truth: Names Shiv Aalok Minister of Truth

President Trump Creates Ministry of Truth: Names Shiv Aalok Minister of Truth

With his usual flare for the dramatic and unpredictable, President Trump announced the creation of a new federal agency, the Ministry of Truth. President Trump made the surprise announcement from the Oval Office flanked by a delegation of Russian d...

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Funny story: Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Director of OMB Mick Mulvaney had no idea what he started when he was overheard saying "Let them eat coal" after a press conference in Washington DC. His comment was in response to journalists who questioned the effects GOP budget cuts will have on our most vulnerable citizens. A thousand memes were launched from that one comment alone. Now it seems everyone has a favorite nickname for Mulva...

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Funny story: Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care.

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Funny story: The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...

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Funny story: Ryan Urges Trump to Resign

Ryan Urges Trump to Resign

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has urged President Trump to resign, according to people close to him. "It is much easier for our members to be the party in opposition than it is to govern," the Speaker reportedly told the President. "As the part...

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Funny story: Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame. In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...

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Funny story: President Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy

President Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy

In a last-ditch effort to save his failing Presidency, Donald Trump will undergo emergency penis enlargement therapy next week at Bethesda Naval Hospital. "The President has come to the realization that the common denominator in all of his shortco...

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Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...

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Funny story: Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Washington, DC President Trump's Press Aide Sean Spicer announced that President Trump had just created 62,372 jobs in one day, a new record! "President Trump, when he learned that the FBI and NSA had the audacity to investigate him for his Russia...

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Funny story: Aliens Have Taken Over Trump's Brain

Aliens Have Taken Over Trump's Brain

US President Donald Trump has made another outrageous claim: His brain has been taken over by aliens. Speaking from the oval office while pounding his fist on his head yelling "stop it!" Trump imparted the following upon the press: "It's just ou...

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