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Funny story: A day in the life!

A day in the life!

This magazine article is dedicated to our local tramp called Kninky by the local inhabitants in this down to earth, Dutch village called Tegelen. "A day in the life" by Jaggedone "Got up, got out of bed (two copies of the local newspaper De Limburger Dagblad and a park bench, if you're lucky!), didn't put a comb across my head because I couldn't find one in the rubbish bins yesterday" "Ea...

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Funny story: New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York attorney Diana Campbell was proud of having earned her law degree at the age of 54. She had steady work that wasn't too mentally demanding and which served to pay the bills. And, after nearly three decades of therapy and twelve-step work, sh...

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Funny story: Life - diminishing utility

Life - diminishing utility

Human infant is, in fact, born as a helpless creature. The baby lacks any inherited mechanism for behavior. However, the child gradually learns how to behave by means of an educational mechanism known as culture. This cultural mechanism teaches the child skills, knowledge and the accepted norms of dealing with people and the supernatural forces surrounding man. Culture is no longer believed to be...

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Funny story: The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World

The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'. Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...

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Funny story: TIME .. TIME .. TIME

TIME .. TIME .. TIME

HOW TO DIE How to die. That is the question posed by the nation's magazine. But, is it: TIME TO DIE It probably is if you are an establishment news magazine that feeds people propaganda that is no longer believed by people capable of reading for themselves on the internet what is happening. That is why TheSpoof.com says TIME TO LIVE Time to enjoy some humor. SO, forget about dy...

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Funny story: Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story: Science Reports Good News and Bad News About Meaning of Life

Science Reports Good News and Bad News About Meaning of Life

Are you a spiritual seeker? Hundreds of Americans reportedly are. For instance, for his whole life, Josh Carlton of New York City has been trying to find love. Stephanie Lambert of San Francisco wants to find the meaning of life. For Leigh Shields o...

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Funny story: New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

While the so-called near-death experience (NDE) is a relatively commonly known phenomenon, scientists have for the first time encountered what appears to be a near-life experience (NLE). The very first documented NLE account came from 41-year-old...

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Funny story: Alert: Real Life Is Way Too Similar To Fairy Tales

Alert: Real Life Is Way Too Similar To Fairy Tales

In a surprisingly good twist of fate I've been dating someone for the past two months who has yet to shock and horrify me. Fear not, his freak flag will fly sooner or later and make for a very interesting post, but until I can publicly mock him I will need to look a little harder to find inspiration. During my journey home from one of our "slumber parties" (after telling the tourist blocking th...

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Funny story: UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...

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Funny story: Life Insurance Scam Uncovered

Life Insurance Scam Uncovered

In a shock discovery made by an undercover reporter from the 'Daily Muckspreader', it has been revealed that one of the UK's leading life insurance providers have been fleecing their customers. The Athieva Life Insurance company stands accused of...

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Funny story: You're Older Than You've Ever Been

You're Older Than You've Ever Been

I'm feeling old lately. Not the kind of old Bill Cosby used to schlep about in his stand-up routine, lamenting the inevitable forgetfulness that comes with age, like the panic you feel when you've forgotten who you're calling before the intended party has answered the phone. It's more an ever-growing sense that there is a chasm that's widening between myself and the past. It first hit me while lis...

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Funny story: Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not steal

Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 18 Dec 2011 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 18 Dec 2011 - with comments

15 Dec 2011: Armed robbers made off with cash after raiding a post office in Nottingham 'Nottingham Today' Two men wearing scarves over their faces entered the shop in Hucknall Road, Sherwood, at 11.10am on Wednesday and demanded money. Witnesses say that one of the men was carrying a gun. The pair made off with a quantity of cash in a grey bag and fled the scene in a stolen Black Audi A3...

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Funny story: The Day the World Went Blind?

The Day the World Went Blind?

"I believe in justice... but don't u think that an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind?" says Katy Perry, in response to the bin Laden assassination. She is also troubled by the fact that she keeps on seeing the number 33 and that it has happened at least seven times, already. 33...? 7 times? Well, at a wild guess, Katy, it obviously doesn't imply that the world is going to end in 20...

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Funny story: Got Mooch?

Got Mooch?

The latest must have item among upwardly mobile Americans is the personal mooch. For years, being able to afford a full-time live-in butler, maid, or nanny has been the mark of the well to do. Today however, it has become mandatory to have a person...

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Funny story: Life expectancy gap "must be reduced"

Life expectancy gap "must be reduced"

Independent think tank NICE (the National Institute for Compulsory Equality) have today released a report which reveals the shocking difference in life expectancy in different parts of the UK. While inhabitants of Devon can expect to be venerable...

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