Following the conclusion of the 2011 "Britain's Got Talent" final, it was revealed that the runner-up in this year's competition, youngster Ronan Parke, might in fact be Simon Cowell's love child. Speaking from behind his huge telephoto lens, Dave...
After the ritual humiliation Man Utd suffered at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League final, Sir Alex Ferguson is changing career at the ripe old age of 69. Having seen his beloved side, carefully crafted through the years, being dismant...
Carlton Cole, famous West Ham striker has been sent packing by X Factor because his team, West Ham United, have been relegated to the Championship. West Ham fans were visibly distressed staggering up the Boleyn Road on Saturday night as they heard...
Global entrepreneur Simon Cowell has announced that his next project will be "X Factor Ex Judges Excellent Show" featuring former judges of the global TV talent show. The participants in the first series will be Dani Minogue, Brian Freedman, Sharo...
Los Angeles - Psycho (sic) TV bosses learned about the nepotism when secret swabs matched the two's DNA. But it was Paula Abdul's dubbing of Cheryl as 'a freakshow poison dwarf' that finally did for the 5ft 2ins non-entity. This morning nation...
HOLLYWOOD - Cheryl Cole has had a lot of ups and downs in her life but she has never ever been told what to do by anyone up until now. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the British songstress has been flat out tol...
LONDON - This years X-Factor will hardly be recognizable. Three of the four judges are gone including Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, and now Dannii Minogue. Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell left to return to America where he is putting the finishi...
Their singing abilities aside, Irish pop duo Jedward are fuming about how the entire lead-up to their Eurovision Song Contest entry has turned into a complete farce for them. Returning from a specialist clinic in Glasgow where they were having the...
ST. BARTS, West Indies - Cheryl Cole who has already been signed by Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions to be one of the judges on his new show X-Factor flew to the West Indies resort Island with her boyfriend and future-husband Derek Hough, one of...
The X Factor USA clock has been ticking but 2 judges have yet to be announced. Speculation has been rife about who the remaining judges may be. Names mentioned for possible judges have included Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey, Nicole Scherzinger and Cheryl Cole. As always, there has been much speculation concerning Cheryl Cole, who was already reported to have signed a 10 million, 3 million, think...
Television bosses are in crisis talks with Simon Cowell and are desperate in 'wrapping' up who will be judges on the UK X-Factor. Desperate TV bosses have attempted to bribe Simon into continue to commute by private jet between LA and London. I...
Louis Walsh is said to be furious that Simon Cowell is allowing the UK X-Factor to 'crumble' to pieces. He is furious over Cowell's lack of commitment to the UK show and his preoccupation with the US X-Factor. Both Louis and Dannii are furious...
From the first of May immigration applicants into the UK will face X-Factor style judging to determine their suitability for UK residency. This new policy is to ensure that only talented people are allowed to apply to be resident in the UK. "We h...
The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement. In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had gathered in Westminster to hand i...
It has been confirmed that Cheryl Cole's dreams of hosting the US X-Factor are in tatters. Simon has rebuffed the Geordie beauty whom he has become tired of. He was annoyed that she was playing nurse maid to Derek Hough instead of getting her act...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl Cole that he would love to have Lindsa...
The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country. Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in to Tripoli by Cedr...
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