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Funny story: Honey, I Cloned Mickey

Honey, I Cloned Mickey

New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...

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Funny story: Indian Catholic Bishop's Adoption of Young Woman is 'Just Tip of Sandal'

Indian Catholic Bishop's Adoption of Young Woman is 'Just Tip of Sandal'

Kerala, India - Catholic Bishop John Lobha of Kochi, India may be in deep elephant dung for his recent adoption of a 26 year old woman. Bishop Lobha allegedly met the young woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. She is the daughter of an Orthodox pr...

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Funny story: Vatican livid at claims 'saint' Cardinal Newman was Jack the Ripper

Vatican livid at claims 'saint' Cardinal Newman was Jack the Ripper

Vatican - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Vatican is ourtaged at reports that its latest canonization fodder, former UK prelate Cardinal Newman, was in fact Jack the Ripper. Last week the Pontifical Orifice for Digging Up Corpses demanded that Newman's bo0...

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Funny story: Vatican profits bomb

Vatican profits bomb

Rome - (Unholy Mess): Vatican profits nosedived last year despite record revenues from staple income sources such as altar boy pimping, nuclear arms proliferation, general arms dealing, drug running, the slave trade, money laundering, simony-related...

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Funny story: Pope paranoid that women bishops would demand tampax dispensers in Vatican

Pope paranoid that women bishops would demand tampax dispensers in Vatican

Rome - (Preposterous Mess): "Prick us and do we not bleed?" was the official statement from the Pontifical Orifice for Demonizing Women's Ordination today.

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Funny story: Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.

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Funny story: Blair to deliver Anglican Church back to Vatican bosom for £50 million

Blair to deliver Anglican Church back to Vatican bosom for £50 million

London - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair will get £50 million and a Papal knighthood for delivery of schism-hit C of E members back to the bosom of the Vatican according to reliable sources.

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Funny story: Vatican Lists Googling As A Sin

Vatican Lists Googling As A Sin

Vatican City--Pope Benedict XVI decreed today that using the online search engine Google for pleasure was sinful, and was akin to adultery. Catholics should stop the practice immediately.

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Funny story: Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.

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Funny story: Vatican Denies There Are 13 Months In A Year

Vatican Denies There Are 13 Months In A Year

Speaking from his multi-millionaire's massive luxury home in Rome, only a few thousand miles away from Palestine, where Jesus preached humility and poverty, Pope Benedictine the Unhypocritical said: 'Ave Caesar. Yes, I mean no, anyone spreadi...

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Funny story: Vatican Declares: "Sexism is a Sin!"

Vatican Declares: "Sexism is a Sin!"

In the enlightened times after the Second Vatican Council, sexism was declared a sin.

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Funny story: Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity

Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity

(Vatican City) - The Vatican today announced that anyone attempting to ordain a woman into the priesthood would be excommunicated, as would the woman herself. The decree was signed by Cardinal William "Misogy" Levada, prefect of the congre...

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Funny story: Church Provides Evidence that Evolution is Wrong

Church Provides Evidence that Evolution is Wrong

The Vatican - In a recent statement, the church announced that it had irrefutably proven that the concept of evolution and all theories associated with it are all just "a Bunch of Horrible Lies Designed to Corrupt the Youth and the Educated"...

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Funny story: Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Tuesday, May 13, 2008, the director of the Vatican Observatory stated there may be other life forms in the universe and that the existence of such "brethren" to humans fits with Christian faith because they would also be God's creatures...

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Funny story: The Vatican is a banana republic NATO claims

The Vatican is a banana republic NATO claims

NATO HQ - (Risible Mess): The Pope is a worse dictator than Zimbabwe's demented Bob Mugabe according to a NATO assessment published today.

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Funny story: Vatican Gives German Online Boost

Vatican Gives German Online Boost

The Roman Catholic Church has given the ancient German tongue a boost by launching a website in Deutsche.

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Funny story: Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Thespoof reporters who usually cover little league snooker in Scandinavia went to the Vatican to interview the Pope on complex theological matters pertaining to ordination.

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