Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has abandoned his desire to smack co-star Vanessa Hudgens' bottom in favor of directing his attention towards her pet cat instead. The exuberant - some say, gay - actor had previously been publicly vili...
LONDON - Doctors have given a woman a new vagina with tissue grown from her own cat. "This technique has great promise we can make a new vagina from a pussy," said Dr. Eric Genital, who did a similar transplant in 2005 on a monkey at Mount Behind...
Sarah Palin is to embark on an acting career by touring with the popular theatrical show The Vagina Monologues. The spectacle-wearing, bouffant-haired airhead has had her vagina measured and it turns out that it is exactly the same size as her big...
The evolutionary answer to how human brains got so big has as much to with the vagina as it has to do with the skull! Evolutionary biologist, Pussy Galore has written a ground-braking research paper which argues that the incredible stretchability of...
London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...
Airport Alert - Washington DC In perhaps one of the most embarrassing flight delays in presidential campaigning, Flight 1052, US Air from Miami to Washington was stopped today when a personal vibrating device fell and went off. Senator Joseph Bid...
As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...
Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is at the centre of US political news again, after a graphic video clip of her mopping up some vaginal discharge reached more than 1 million hits within two days of being posted on YouTube. The Alaska governor h...
Eleven people have been rescued alive after becoming trapped in a Yorkshire Dales hellhole during bad weather. Eight teenagers aged 15 from St. Sodom's School of Latter Day Pederasts in Burnley, Lancashire, were left stranded along with three teac...
Designer cosmetic surgery has come a long way since facelifts started it all way back in the fashion-conscious 1970s, but today's women have more on their minds than what their faces look like - they want their vaginas looking their best as well!...
The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.
The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...
Chantelle Slutrunt, a seventeen year old Smegmadale schoolgirl studying for her A levels in Shoplifting and Knife Fighting at the town's Asbo Central Education Trust, has set the Christian and Judaic religious worlds afire after her younger brother W...
US and A - Citing recent unclassified Pentagon documents, John McCain explained his reason for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to Tom Brokaw on NBC's Meet the Press. "I chose Sarah for the sheer circumference of her vajayj...
A vagina belonging to pop superstar Britney Spears, is to be sewn up, according to some people in a courthouse Spears' vagina has been the subject of countless stories in the media, especially on obscure English satirical news website TheSpoof.com...
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