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Funny story: Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

CLEVELAND, OHIO - Political fervor reigned at Case Western Reserve University on Tuesday night when Vice President Dick Cheney flatly refused to be Pokey.

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Funny story: English Accents Revealed to be Completely Fake

English Accents Revealed to be Completely Fake

New York - Columbia University linguistics professor Dr. Robert Salmon is set to publish excerpts from his study claiming that British accents are in fact "fake" in the student paper the Columbia Spectator. The study's full text will be availa...

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Funny story: Creative Writing Staff Fired at University of Iowa; Realtors To Teach

Creative Writing Staff Fired at University of Iowa; Realtors To Teach

Iowa City, IA--The University of Iowa today fired all faculty members in its prestigious creative writing program and replaced them with realtors who had $4 million or more of residential sales during the preceding year.

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Funny story: Where the Hell is Lowestoft?

Where the Hell is Lowestoft?

A team of researchers at Cambridge's big University have long been occupied with a particularly knotty problem: just where the hell is Lowestoft? For two and a half decades now, Professor Tony Slip and his nine-strong team of dedicated staff hav...

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Funny story: Scientific Breakthrough - G.M. Spide a reality

Scientific Breakthrough - G.M. Spide a reality

Professor Sean Strangelove, head of the Genetic Engineering Department at Queens University, Befast, today announced the sensational news that he had created the world's first genetically modified spide/chav/yob.

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Funny story: Study Reveals Children Forced to Celebrate "Conception Day" Unstable

Study Reveals Children Forced to Celebrate "Conception Day" Unstable

Charlottesville, VA - Researchers at the University of Virginia have concluded that children who are forced to celebrate the date of their conception rather than the date they were born on are maladjusted, short tempered, and stayed generally...

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Funny story: Satan University

Satan University

(Auburn, Alabama) Auburn University will change its name as of July 1, 2004 to Satan University. Speaking to the assembled press outside the Haley Center, Auburn President Joey Klind made the announcement saying it...

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Funny story: Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Bob Jones University announced today that the commencement speaker for the 2004 Spring Graduation Ceremony will be Chief Justice William Rehnquist of the United States Supreme Court. A strong defender of the rights of families and the religious, Jus...

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Funny story: Graduate Student Now Embarrassed By Old Email Address

Graduate Student Now Embarrassed By Old Email Address

Duluth, MN-University of Minnesota graduate student Ben Arnold admits the past can sometimes be hard to live down, especially when you are forced to revisit it every day. Arnold, a second year Pharmaceutical student, carries his albatross, herblvr...

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Funny story: Delia Does dallas.

Delia Does dallas.

Delia smith today denied rumours that she had, in her early career, done porn films to subsidize her training at university.

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Funny story: Bush to Visit the Third World via Rover

Bush to Visit the Third World via Rover

WASHINGTON - At a campaign stop at Georgetown University, President Bush outlined his specific plans on foreign policy with the Third World.

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Funny story: Digital Discovery

Digital Discovery

Manchester, U.K. - University of Manchester scientists have completed research which suggests the evolutionary purpose of human fingernails. As part of the study, undergraduate volunteers were prevented from blowing their noses or manually removing...

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Funny story: Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t...

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Funny story: Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Lexington, KY- In what is being called the "shortest March Madness ever," the top-seeded University of Kentucky wildcats have been awarded the NCAA mens basketball trophy, without playing a single tournament game.

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Funny story: Linguistics Professors Leave Campus Speechless

Linguistics Professors Leave Campus Speechless

HARVARD UNIVERSITY, Cambridge, Mass. - A select group of professors of linguistics from one of the world's most prestigious Universities have gone on strike, leaving several thousand students speechless.

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Funny story: NATURAL PHENOMENON....WE THINK NOT!

NATURAL PHENOMENON....WE THINK NOT!

AUSTRALIA The small farming town of Glouster in New South Wales is swarming with reporters and newshounds , Intelligensia and geologists not to mention hundreds of tourists.

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Funny story: Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

COLLEGE STATION, TX -- It's not your father's horse. Researchers at Texas A&M University have successfully altered horse DNA so that each one is born with a cupholder on it's neck. The feat is being hailed as a biological engineering brea...

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