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Funny story: Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday ended speculation about his future by declaring 'Manchester United are the biggest club in the world, and are the only team I will ever play for'.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.

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Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.

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Funny story: All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.

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Funny story: Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...

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Funny story: Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

(Washington & Chicago & Points In Between) - Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama decided to get his relationship with the press off to a strong start by playing a game of hide and seek with with them yesterday. Aides suggested this game play...

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Funny story: CBI suggests bonus scheme for job botchers should be available to all British workers

CBI suggests bonus scheme for job botchers should be available to all British workers

Taking the lead from Network Rail management, the CBI have suggested that all British companies should introduce special bonus schemes for poor and shoddy workmanship.

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Funny story: French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

There were scenes of pandemonium and chaos outside Disneyland last night when a garrison of French soldiers stationed there surrendered to a coach-load of Norwegian school children on their way back from seeing Mickey Mouse and his friends.

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Funny story: Henry Allingham rejoins RAF at 112

Henry Allingham rejoins RAF at 112

With concern that the British Armed forces are becoming rapidly depleted, Mr Henry Allingham has decided to do his bit for Queen & Country by re-enlisting for active service in the Royal Air Force.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...

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Funny story: Hillary to Supporters: Submit or Piss Off

Hillary to Supporters: Submit or Piss Off

(HADES, Arkansas) - Following her disastrous failed effort to sabotage the Democratic party's chances in the upcoming General Election, Hillary Clinton has directed her campaign to start using the internet to try and screw things ups.

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Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...

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Funny story: Cher older than the Universe

Cher older than the Universe

Recent carbon dating on aged singer Cher has revealed that she is actually over 5 million years old!...

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Funny story: Research links Titanic deaths and shopping

Research links Titanic deaths and shopping

Documents found today which had laid undiscovered in a box room in the British Library for over 90 years revealed that deaths on the Titanic could have been drastically reduced had there been no shops on board.

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Funny story: McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

(Geezer, AZ) - The John McCain campaign today released the initial list of Vice Presidential candidates they are considering, and along with the usual suspects you might expect came a few names you might not, including actor Martin Sheen (The...

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Funny story: FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.

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Funny story: Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Work is about to begin on London's new tube line due to open in Spring 2012. However the new line is somewhat different to existing lines such as the Northern, Central and Bakerloo, in as much as it is for use by tourists only and will include ma...

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