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Funny story: Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

New York, New York - The U.N. announced yesterday that it found minute amounts of phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, which causes choking attacking the lungs. The WWI warfare agent was properly contained and appropriately marked a public hazard in i...

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Funny story: UN leaks GOD Project

UN leaks GOD Project

Several anonymous United Nations sources reported today of the Galactic Origins Domination Project. Government whistle-blowers praise it as next to Heaven in scope.

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Funny story: India and Japan take on China, UN called in

India and Japan take on China, UN called in

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - India and Japan are set to take on China as the world's next super power. Jealousy and envy are rife within the ranks of both parliaments as China records record growth in discount shops.

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Funny story: Belgians Booted Sprout

Belgians Booted Sprout

BELGIUM was last night booted off the UN's Security Council amid claims that its delegates were 'roustabouts' who treated the powerful organisation like a 'gentleman's club'.

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Funny story: U.N. Troops Sent To Wrong Place

U.N. Troops Sent To Wrong Place

(New York) - In a major logistical error 26,000 U.N. peacekeeping troops, instead of being deployed to the African region of Darfur, were sent to a local golf course in nearby Queens, New York.

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Funny story: UN aid for United Kingdom

UN aid for United Kingdom

In an unexpected move today, the UN promised $250 trillion USD in aid for the "impoverished" United Kingdom today.

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Funny story: UNMOVIC move to disband

UNMOVIC move to disband

NEW YORK (WTF News) - The United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC for short), whose mandate was to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction, has officially been recommended by UK/US authorities to stand-down f...

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Funny story: PM Blair gets UN Job as Ambassador for Stirring Up Trouble

PM Blair gets UN Job as Ambassador for Stirring Up Trouble

Tony Blair has accepted an offer by the United Nations to be the newly created Ambassador for Stirring Up Trouble, it has been disclosed.

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Funny story: Hitler Denounced by UN for Ruining Moustache, Swastika

Hitler Denounced by UN for Ruining Moustache, Swastika

New York, NY - In a long-overdue move on Sunday, the United Nations unanimously denounced Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler for ruining the swastika and his trademark moustache for the rest of the world.

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Funny story: UN Weapons Inspectors refused admission to Presidential Palaces

UN Weapons Inspectors refused admission to Presidential Palaces

New York - The United Nations Security Council erupted in outrage today when it was revealed that United Nations weapons inspectors were refused admission to the Presidential Palaces of a member state.

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Funny story: Chubby Brown Elected as UN Spokesman

Chubby Brown Elected as UN Spokesman

Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown was today elected as the new spokesman for the United Nations.

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Funny story: Bush Says Stop Violence in Darfur "or Else"

Bush Says Stop Violence in Darfur "or Else"

WASHINGTON (Routers) -- President Bush warned Sudan's president, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, on Wednesday that he has one last chance to stop violence in Darfur "or ELSE."...

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Funny story: UN's Top Diplomat Arrested

UN's Top Diplomat Arrested

April 07, 2007 (London) - It's been revealed UN chief Bank di-money has been arrested immediately after securing a breakthrough on the thorny issue of Darfur, Sudan but the 'deal' went sour.

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Air Travel Banned Shock

Air Travel Banned Shock

In a new move intended to save the planet, member states of The United Nations have met and decided to ban all air travel henceforth.

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Funny story: UN Announces Important Date Line Meeting

UN Announces Important Date Line Meeting

The United Nations' Geographic Sciences Council (UN-GSC) has announced the location and dates of its upcoming forum on the International Date Line. The council will meet in Lisbon, Portugal, during the week of 4 - 8 June, 2007, to discuss propos...

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Funny story: UN resolution to mark International Holocaust Deniers Day

UN resolution to mark International Holocaust Deniers Day

UN HQ, New York - (Rotters): A groundswell of opinion is lobbying the UN Security Council for official recognition of David Irving and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's hystery revision foundation in the form on an International Holocaust Deniers Day based o...

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