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Funny story: Spoof Editor Announces Plan to Move Site to Lithuania as Britain Drops to 25th On Quality of Life Index!

Spoof Editor Announces Plan to Move Site to Lithuania as Britain Drops to 25th On Quality of Life Index!

Senior editor of TheSpoof.Com announced plans today to move the popular site to the Baltic state of Lithuania after the recent Quality of Life Index showed that Britain had fallen to the number 25th position. While France, closely followed by Aust...

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Funny story: British councils restrict Christmas festivities to avoid insulting the intelligence of millions of British people

British councils restrict Christmas festivities to avoid insulting the intelligence of millions of British people

Most town and city councils across the United Kingdom today made the decision to restrict and in fact not have any Christmas festivities, as that festival insults the intelligence of millions of British people. 'One', said Macclesfield Council chi...

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Funny story: Zero Vote Predicted For Next General Election

Zero Vote Predicted For Next General Election

Analysts working for CYNIC, the market research firm hired by the Government to give it unbiased predictions, today announced that it forecast a turnout of 0% for the next General Election. 'Taking all things into account', Professor Hawkings of t...

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Funny story: The UK is about to sink!

The UK is about to sink!

After continual warnings about an environmental disaster being ignored it is now official, the UK will drown and become the Atlantis of the North Sea! First heatwaves, droughts, bush fires and a plague of locusts will hit the UK, then the North Se...

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Funny story: United Kingdom wonders why they aren't officially the 52nd state of America

United Kingdom wonders why they aren't officially the 52nd state of America

London, United Kingdom - Queen Elizabeth was having her morning briefing with the Prime Minister of Great Britain yesterday, when he looked up at her and said, "Why the bleeding hell am I talking to you?" And thus began a quite possibly historic d...

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Funny story: UK blasts US over dynamitic tests

UK blasts US over dynamitic tests

October 16, 1903 LONDON, UK - His Majesty King Edward VII blasted the rogue nation known as the "U.S.A." today for its new aeronautic tests at Kitty Hawk, saying the world must "stand up" to Washington, D.C. and demand that they renounce their "aeronautic/dynamitic ambitions". In Trafalgar Square, King Edward said that these continued tests threaten the peace and stability of the Empires of...

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Funny story: UK Obssessed By Faeces And Ablutions

UK Obssessed By Faeces And Ablutions

Researchers at the University Of Chicago (South Side) have recently unveiled the results of years of research into the 'unique' British sense of humour. Professor Egon Offagin announced the results to a packed house of TV and Movie scriptwriters a...

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Funny story: Biggest Boobs No Longer Just In Government Anymore Says New UK Study!

Biggest Boobs No Longer Just In Government Anymore Says New UK Study!

Apparently responding to recent challenges from Australia, previously reported as having bigger Boobs than the females of the UK, a new report sites that local women's cups are now 'running over!" In an eye popping revelation, a recent door to doo...

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Funny story: US Citizen Applies To UK For Political Asylum

US Citizen Applies To UK For Political Asylum

British immigration officials were reportedly 'utterly baffled' by a US citizen's application for political asylum earlier today. The applicant, reported to be a Mr Paul Potts, originally of Nowhere, Nebraska has told British officials that, havin...

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Funny story: UK Slams Obama Over Special Relationship/Breast Appreciation Day

UK Slams Obama Over Special Relationship/Breast Appreciation Day

The United States Administration was today left reeling following another volte-face from the nation we describe ourselves as having a 'special relationship' with. UK Breast Ambassador for Miami/Dade, Cosmo Smallpiece PSP* expressed his utter and...

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Funny story: Killer Siberian Chipmunk Invasion Results In UK Lockdown

Killer Siberian Chipmunk Invasion Results In UK Lockdown

The United Kingdom, which has endured invasions by Romans, William the Conqueror, Vikings, and successfully resisted Adolf Hitler's blitz, has finally been trampled down. By Siberian Chipmunks. The pesky little critters have the usually plucky Bri...

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Funny story: UK Going Mad For Naziism Communism Egalitarianism, Any Ism Aside From Thatcherism

UK Going Mad For Naziism Communism Egalitarianism, Any Ism Aside From Thatcherism

As the UK reels under the devastating onslaught of a lack of 'isms' causing widespread suffering among a populace tragically deprived of 'isms' international observers have stepped in with an amazing 'ism' stimulus package. Naziism was proposed by...

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Funny story: Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

It seemed like a good idea at the time. But a belching and barfing statue sculpted by local art student, Bohdi Jansen, managed to remain on display inside a local shopping mall a mere 20 minutes before being carted off by mall authorities. "Well...

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Funny story: UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...

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Funny story: Sunny Weather Hits UK - Millions Baffled

Sunny Weather Hits UK - Millions Baffled

Millions of Britons were left completely baffled by the appearance in the sky of a big bright, burning yellow thing, which most thought only existed in places they visited on holiday. Britons, scared of venturing outdoors without an overcoat and a...

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Funny story: Racist Councillor Slur Inquiry - 'Blackwash!'

Racist Councillor Slur Inquiry - 'Blackwash!'

Racist Bristol councillor Shirley Brown will face no further action after insulting Jay Jethwa by calling her a 'coconut' at a council meeting earlier this year. The term is used to indicate that a person from an ethnic minority is brown on the outsi...

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Funny story: Armed coup in the UK

Armed coup in the UK

As decades of 'sleaze' came to the boil this year, and politician after politician was caught stealing taxpayers' money and forced to resign, as Government in Britain became a shambolic farce, as a multi-national bank was allowed to collapse, as Brit...

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