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Funny story: Putin's farces blast UFO mothership over Iceland, create nuclear winter conditions in UK

Putin's farces blast UFO mothership over Iceland, create nuclear winter conditions in UK

London - (Frozen Ass Mess): London Meterological Office scientists have been gagged by a MoD D-Notice about the impact of an icy blast sweeping across the UK following the annihilation of a UFO mothership by Russian Air Farce (sic) fighter bombers so...

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Funny story: Truth About UFOs Finally Revealed

Truth About UFOs Finally Revealed

ROSWELL, NM - Two-star General Albert Ford held a press conference today where he finally revealed the truth about what the media and enthusiasts have been referring to as 'UFOs' for the past fifty years. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to ann...

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Funny story: Fake UFO Holograms Finally Scare World Into Submission

Fake UFO Holograms Finally Scare World Into Submission

Not so long ago, we were all happy as Harry in our various independent nations, watching East Enders and American Football games at Wembley Stadium. But, just as astonishing as the dead horse old man Republican that has been run against the globalist...

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Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...

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Funny story: UFO scuttles Sir Richard Brantub's transatlantic bid

UFO scuttles Sir Richard Brantub's transatlantic bid

Atlantic Ocean - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A low-flying UFO that dive-bombed Sir Richard Brantub's ocean-going Virgin Moneylender yacht was blamed today for the collapse of yet another transatlantic record bid. The craft was spotted tailing the 99...

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Funny story: Mossad's secret pigeon airborne division swoops on Iran UFO base

Mossad's secret pigeon airborne division swoops on Iran UFO base

Isfahan, Iran - (X-Files Mess): Iranian security sources have blamed Mossad-trained pigeons for a sustained espionage campaign on the country's top secret UFO retro-engineering base near Tabriz. The top secret bunker has been the country's very ow...

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Funny story: UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...

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Funny story: Chevron's Jack 2 oil field uncovers 500+ billion barrels of UFO propulsion fuel

Chevron's Jack 2 oil field uncovers 500+ billion barrels of UFO propulsion fuel

Gulf of Mexico - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Chevron Oil's fabled Jack 2 Gulf of Mexico deep water well has uncovered a massive 500+ billion barrel reserve pool of high grade isotopic UFO propulsion fuel. The find, some 35,000 ft below sea level, is...

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Funny story: Obama: "I was abducted FROM same UFO mothership as Gen Colon Bowell!"

Obama: "I was abducted FROM same UFO mothership as Gen Colon Bowell!"

Chicago, Illinois - (X-Files Mess): Barack Obama's has brushed aside pesky rumors that General Colon Bowell is his birth father and hinted that the two were once abducted from the same alien mothership. "Yeah, the 101st Airborne Division mounted...

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Funny story: Massive Mothership Flies Over Michigan; Goodchild's predictions confirmed true

Massive Mothership Flies Over Michigan; Goodchild's predictions confirmed true

At approximately 4:46 PDT this afternoon, a massive craft was seen flying over Michigan just over Flint and Detroit. The video has already been posted all over the internet. Thousands of witnesses said the ship was somewhere from 50 to 100 meters...

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Funny story: Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists have siphoned off synthetic telepathy technology from a retro-engineered mothercraft that was once stored in the top security Roswell hangar known as Area 51. The move marks a radical departur...

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Funny story: Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...

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Funny story: Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...

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Funny story: Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Moscow - (Plutonium 210 Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is planning his country's biggest UFO-nuking exercise since the Cuban missal (sic) crisis ordered by the Vatican in 1962. The hardline Arctic Circle operation has been s...

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Funny story: UFO 'chased Fossett's plane until it ran out of gas' say salvage team

UFO 'chased Fossett's plane until it ran out of gas' say salvage team

Mammoth Lakes, Ca - (Ass Mess): US National Transportation Safety Board recovery team sources believe that madcap aviator Steve Fossett may have been dogged for many miles by a rogue Roswell UFO until his single-engine Bellanca Super Decathlon ran ou...

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Funny story: Somali pirates seize crashed Iranian UFO

Somali pirates seize crashed Iranian UFO

Indian Ocean - (WTF? Mess): Somali pirates are maintaining a tense stand-off with US whoreships after ramming an Iranian vessel and seizing its cargo of a crashed UFO. The downed craft had been seen menacing the Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper over T...

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Funny story: Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run. Official government press sources i...

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