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Funny story: Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...

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Funny story: Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Equal Heights Amendment's (EhA) passage in July has unleashed a furor of protests, counter protests and legal actions both in the U.S. and around the world. Even those who still support the larger principles behind the Eh...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie "The Cutie" Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...

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Funny story: 'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

Old Queen Street, City of London - (Associated Mess): The Vicar at St Andrew's-by-the-Wardrobe church, the Rev Alan Griffin, is staying tight-lipped following UK press reports that a famous Holywood celebrity film actor has defected to his parish...

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Funny story: MBAs Prepare to Take Over the Movie Industry

MBAs Prepare to Take Over the Movie Industry

Since the public scolding of Tom Cruise by Sumner Redstone of Viacom, it's been reported that Cruise plans to produce films independently using Wall Street money. Perhaps this is the wave of the future, with Wall Street leading the way in provid...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Charged With Cannibalism

Tom Cruise Charged With Cannibalism

The acting career of Tom Cruise appeared to take a turn for the worse after the birth of his and Katie Holmes's new baby girl.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of a recent nomination for a Daytime Emmy for his dance performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, megastar Tom Cruise has announced that he will soon begin filming a remake of the 1934 Hollywo...

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Funny story: Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine

Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine

Actor Tom Cruise purchased his pregnant wife a sonogram machine as an early Christmas present. Katie Holmes, age twenty-six, is pregnant with her first child (Cruise has two children from an earlier marriage to Nicole Kidman). When asked why he wou...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes' Pregnancy Causes Child Protective Services Inquiry

Katie Holmes' Pregnancy Causes Child Protective Services Inquiry

Actress Katie Holmes has been seeing Actor Tom Cruise for several months with little more than media fanfare. Announcement this week of her pregnancy, however, caused Child Protective Services officials in California to open an investigation into po...

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Funny story: WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Africa, Europe (Cheltenham, Rome, etc.), U.S. (Athens, N.Y., Hollywood, etc.) and Mars Intergalactically---Fresh from his thrilling victory defending itsy bitsy teeny weeny Dakota Fanning from nasty blood curdling Martians, Tom Cruise battling fever...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds

Tom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds

On the back of the enormous box-office success of Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds worldwide, dollar-hungry producers at Paramount Pictures recently gave the green light to shoot the follow-up, set to feature Tom Cruise as a dashing and fearless...

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Funny story: Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.

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Funny story: New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

London, England - Hasbro Larami, makers of the world renowned "Super Soaker" water guns, announced today that they will be releasing the limited edition Tom Cruise Super Soaker Microphone in tribute to the independent British comedy...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

After an ugly scene that ended in Brooke Shields' bedroom, actor Tom Cruise was taken away in a straight jacket. According to his publicist, Tom Cruise had to be restrained in a straight jacket as he was taken to a mental hospital. After being gi...

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