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Funny story: Space Station Crapper Crippled

Space Station Crapper Crippled

The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station.

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Funny story: Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.

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Funny story: Slop Buckets And Morning Plop Plops

Slop Buckets And Morning Plop Plops

The gas station across the street from my apartment doesn't open until 7am, so I took my morning plop plops at the pay toilet down the hall from my apartment. Both stalls are a dime, and it would make more sense to shit in the pay hole down the hall, but now that the apartment house owner has added toilets for transexuals, bi, gay, men, women, and hermaphrodite's, plus extra toilets for un...

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Funny story: Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.

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Funny story: Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.

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Funny story: Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...

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Funny story: 'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.

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Funny story: FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...

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Funny story: Ryder Relieves Himself In Bar Toilet!

Ryder Relieves Himself In Bar Toilet!

Celebratory Ryder relieves himself of Test place after freak injury in a bar toilet...

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Funny story: Public Purse Funds Public Conveniences

Public Purse Funds Public Conveniences

Central Government announced new plans to ease the shortage of public loos in Britain.

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Funny story: Cash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly

Cash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly

The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.

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Funny story: Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

A British Airways jet that crash landed at Heathrow was being controlled by a small child, 6 year old Jimmy Feckless, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Caring for a Dog is as easy as an open bag of Alpo and a toilet seat left up.

Caring for a Dog is as easy as an open bag of Alpo and a toilet seat left up.

Does my dog have food? Maybe.

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Funny story: Celeb Spotting

Celeb Spotting

George Michael spotted acting as a toilet attendant in a busy Tesco toilet. (He was squirting more than smelly products there!)...

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Funny story: Stopped Clock Chimes a Winner!

Stopped Clock Chimes a Winner!

I was sitting on the toilet this morning (I found a dime under the Coke machine) reading the paper and George Bush made me gag. Gagging in the restroom is not recommended, but on the back page of the front section (where I assume it will be overlooked) the Associated Press reported that the President has called for the elimination of all tariffs and subsidies, worldwide, to promote peace and prosp...

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Funny story: Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Baja, Mexico - Known only as the nosey grocery store manager who asked generations of shoppers, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," Mr. Whipple was a man we hardly knew but everybody immediate recognized, even in Mexico. Like many Amer...

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Funny story: The Luxury Pay Toilet Movement In America

The Luxury Pay Toilet Movement In America

Stacy Lombard was finishing up his afternoon paper route near the colored section of Little Rock Arkansas in May 1961 when he arrived home to his excited mother exhorting him to "hurry up and get in the house". And though only 13 years old, Stacy was about to embark on an adventure that few Arkansans, few anybodies for that matter, had experienced before. Stacy's great grandfather, E...

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