"Hero" tabloid journalist was being mourned world-wide after dying suddenly on his commode. Stewart "Danny Boy" Maclaine, 33 3/4 years old finally succumbed to a chronic illness and passed away while defecating on his commode; which is an old fashion...
The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...
It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...
London - Mayor Boris Johnson has come up with a novel solution to the shortage of public loos in downtown London for tourists and shoppers. The historic red telephone box designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott is to be redesigned as a loo under the KX10...
Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.
Fresh after the success of 'Brain Training', 'Brain Training 2' and 'Learn To Cook Food in the Kitchen Training', Dr Kawashima's latest offering is targeting mothers of the videogaming world, which make up a staggering 0.0...
Scientists working on research into the effects of Global Warming have said that they believe the climate of the Earth is being altered due primarily to the excessive use of toilet paper.
The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station.
Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.
The gas station across the street from my apartment doesn't open until 7am, so I took my morning plop plops at the pay toilet down the hall from my apartment. Both stalls are a dime, and it would make more sense to shit in the pay hole down the hall, but now that the apartment house owner has added toilets for transexuals, bi, gay, men, women, and hermaphrodite's, plus extra toilets for un...
Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.
Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.
A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...
(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.
The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...
Celebratory Ryder relieves himself of Test place after freak injury in a bar toilet...
Central Government announced new plans to ease the shortage of public loos in Britain.
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