Austin, TX - Following the heels of the recent changes to Texas' history and social studies textbooks for school-age children, Texas educators are taking the idea one step further and re-working some favorite nursery rhymes for toddlers to be taught...
Austin, TX - Governor Rick Perry today held a press conference to announce a bold new plan he was made privy to by President Obama last month--to link Austin, Texas to South America via high-speed rail. Said the governor, "It's not that much of...
The Texas Board of Education, whose majority members are of the more conservative Republican persuasion, has voted to make substantial changes to the Social Studies curriculum in their schools and to re-write the textbooks that accompany that curricu...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's proposed May 2010 amendments to social studies curriculum standards for Texas public schools don't go far enough. Nowhere did I see any mention of Pecos Bill being responsible for founding the ca...
AUSTIN, TX -- Texas Governor Rick Perry, is expected to sign the bill voted on by the legislature to outsource border security when it reaches his desk this week. In the first of its kind in the nation, the controversial bill is expected to be a doub...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock was out in her front yard in a Houston Astros baseball jersey and Texas Rangers baseball shorts putting up a "For Sale" sign on the front lawn of her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. The 2010 Academy A...
'As close to the hoof as you can get without being kicked in the head.' is the motto of Dad's Chuckwagon Steakhouse out on Old Cowpoke Trail in Toecheese, Texas. And after spending the day watching this place in action, we found it to be an appropriate one, too. The host for our visit, at least initially, was Hoke Clemmons Junior, son of business owner, Hoke Senior - a man most just call 'the b...
AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure. The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...
AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry is one mad, angry hombre. The Lone Star gov is hotter than a piece of bubblegum on a Laredo sidewalk in July. He has just seen the video of hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu which shows her walking down Dallas' Dea...
Texas is known for a lot of things; cattle, cowboys and being a wide-open state. But because of the economic downturn and a shortfall in the state budget, legislators decided to cut costs by closing for a few days. That's right; Texas is closed.
Austin, Texas - In a bold bid to protect the children of Texas from the encroaching socialist ideas of sharing of toys and fair play, today State Senator BillyJoe "Barito" Buffet introduced legislation aimed at keeping Santa Claus off the roofs of l...
The Northern Mockingbird has been the state bird of Texas since 1927. Members of the Texas Legislature, however, have recently voted to change that wildlife symbol to "the bird" most commonly seen within the state. Effective May 1, the new state bi...
DALLAS - Jake Pavelka, the 2010 Bachelor has chosen Vienna Girardi, the woman that he wants to marry, have kids with, and spend the rest of his life with...or maybe not. An inside source says that the 31-year-old Texan commercial pilot has confide...
AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry says that he is fed up with the Hollywood diva antics of Randy and Evi Quaid and has informed the two troublemakers to skedaddle out of his state and to do it damn pronto (fast). The Quaids held up an ice cream shop in...
LAREDO, Texas - Kristen Stewart recently flew down to Texas and checked out some South Texas ranches that she had seen for sale on eBay. She stated that she knows how much her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson loves to do the "Cowboy Thing" so she...
HOUSTON - The little ol' band from Texas, ZZ Top has just celebrated their 40th year in the rock and roll business. And the word on the streets of Houston is that the band has agreed to open up for Susan Boyle when she performs at The Oil Well Dom...
A Texas University announced the firing of head football coach Mike Leach. Leach was under investigation for placing a player with a concussion in a small room for three hours on two different occasions (trainers were with the player the entire time...
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