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Funny story: Tim Henman to return!

Tim Henman to return!

As "Murray Mania" sweeps the nation amidst Wimbledon fever, former British No. 1 Tim Henman is gearing up for a sensational return to the court next year! A spokesman for Tim's management company "Hensations" claims that the star has been gripped...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Brings the Roof Down at Wimbledon!

Andy Murray Brings the Roof Down at Wimbledon!

Andy Murray heroically defeated world ranked 10967 Stanilas Warwinka of Switzerland over five sets (2/6, 6/3, 6/3, 5/7, 6/3) tonight. This was only after the new £80, million roof collapsed narrowly missing spectators and players alike. Rumours a...

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Funny story: Andy Murray mega-publicity scuppered by death of a certain Loony

Andy Murray mega-publicity scuppered by death of a certain Loony

Scumbag dailies have decided to ignore the "Great British White Hope" and recently ressurected Fred Perry by focusing their attentions on the death of another "Great White Hope". The constellation of the death of a certain "Loony" and Wimbledon co...

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Funny story: Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Epidural Ass Mess): Mrs Roger Federer has hinted heavily that the imminent arrival of little Roger Federer Junior is scheduled for some time around 3pm on Sunday 5th July in the VIP enclosure of Wimbledon's Centre Court.

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Funny story: 'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

Stunning film actress Maria Sharapova's latest film 'The Scream' opened in cinemas in London today, and was met with mixed reviews from audiences and critics alike. The movie is a horror story set in a ruined castle in Wimbledon, where the tall an...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2009 Drama As US Tennis Fans Taken To Plough Lane

Wimbledon 2009 Drama As US Tennis Fans Taken To Plough Lane

There was more controversy at the 2009 All England Championships this afternoon, as four American tennis enthusiasts heading for Wimbledon were the victims of an ignorant Kosovan taxi driver, who mistakenly took the quartet to Plough Lane, home of th...

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Funny story: Grunting Tennis Ace Serves Up A Set Of Problems

Grunting Tennis Ace Serves Up A Set Of Problems

Female tennis starlet Michelle Lopez De Lopez Fernandez Lopez has caused a major stir in the tennis world due to the noises she makes during each game. The Portugese teenager grunts very loudly during each point and some opponents and spectators have...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Ball-Boy Found To Be Overage

Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Ball-Boy Found To Be Overage

A South-East Asian newspaper reports today that, as this year's Wimbledon Tennis Championships swung into action, an off-court drama is unfolding concerning a ballboy who, it claims, has been found to be 'overage'. The Bangkok Post report says tha...

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Funny story: It's Wimbledon, So It's Pissing Down. Obvious Really.

It's Wimbledon, So It's Pissing Down. Obvious Really.

The meteorological phenomenon that is Wimbledon starts today. It's June, midsummer, but it makes no difference because it's Wimbledon fortnight so it's bound to piss with rain for two weeks, to the delight of Michael Fish and everybody at the Met Off...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner

Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner

As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew and grew and grew - and eventually stretched all the wa...

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Funny story: Professional "grunter" and tennis star Sharapova returns to grunt Wimbledon to deaf!

Professional "grunter" and tennis star Sharapova returns to grunt Wimbledon to deaf!

Maria "The Grunt Queen" Sharapova is happy to be returning to Wimbledon after problems with her throat put her out of action for a year after too much grunting on the court and in bed! The long legged blond Bombshell has vowed to attack Wimbledon...

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Funny story: Federer suggests gravel dust caused him to weep after hearing of Nadals surprise exit!

Federer suggests gravel dust caused him to weep after hearing of Nadals surprise exit!

Roger Federer seen weeping at Roland Garros for the first time ever has explained to bemused reporters the reason for his emotional breakdown. "My tears are not tears of jubilation because that Spanish, Mallorcan, puta madre, pretender to my crown...

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Funny story: Murray: Nadal Exit My Best Chance Yet

Murray: Nadal Exit My Best Chance Yet

Andy Murray has welcomed Rafael Nadal's shock exit from the French Open, saying that it represents 'a massive opportunity'. Nadal, the World #1 and winner of four consecutive titles at Roland Garros, was beaten by Sweden's Robin Soderling yesterda...

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Funny story: Cliff Richard Banned From Singing At Wimbledon

Cliff Richard Banned From Singing At Wimbledon

British singing icon Sir Cliff Richard has been told that, despite the success of his well-meaning antics during the rain-soaked Wimbledon tennis championships of 1996, when stunned spectators joined in with weird renditions of his old hits, the boyi...

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Funny story: Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Tennis number one Rafa Nadal is to launch his own brand of underwear, The Spoof.com can reveal. Under the brandname Wedgie Pants, the pants are to be sold at all the biggest outlets in the world and sales are expected to skyrocket. 'They'll come...

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Funny story: Alex Bogdanovic Launches His Own Website.

Alex Bogdanovic Launches His Own Website.

Tennis British number 2 and world number 179 Alex Bogdanovic has launched his own website and tells me that he has big plans for the future. "Well, I've got my website, did I mention that? And I'm sure there's going to be a real improvement in my...

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Funny story: Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

French tennis star and world number 10 Gael Monfils has urged tennis authorities to move spectators' seats further back so that he can stay even further behind the baseline. The black youngster, nicknamed Sliderman, on account of his agility and k...

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