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Funny story: Brown to tax your manhood

Brown to tax your manhood

Alistair Darling announced on Wednesday tough new measures to get the national debt reduced. these included taxes on fuel, cigarettes, and alcohol. Now it has been revealed that one of his lesser known taxes is the one to tax your manhood. Under n...

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Funny story: Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

The UK Chancellor of the Exchequer has included a crackdown on overused cliches in the English language in his Budget Statement. A tax will be introduced immediately on all printed literature, emails and Internet sites to eradicate completely the ove...

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Funny story: Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

In the most positive move yet that signals that the gloves are off in the brave, new Tory election campaign, a clever group of bright-eyed young policy geeks called 'Think Right Think Tanks For 21st Century Liberty and Sunshine' have proposed a whopp...

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Funny story: Tory Party to Move to Belize

Tory Party to Move to Belize

Following revelations that Tory Party Paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, hasn't paid tax in years, David Cameron announced that today that it will move Tory Party Headquarters and all Tory MPs to Belize "sometime next month". The announcement follows criti...

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Funny story: Paying Tax to be abolished say Tories

Paying Tax to be abolished say Tories

Following on from the scandal involving the the Tory donor Lord Cashcrop, the conservative party have tonight announced a change in their taxation policy. Anyone who earns more than £1billion pounds a year will no longer be required to pay tax.

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Funny story: Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...

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Funny story: Maine to Raise Taxes on Couples

Maine to Raise Taxes on Couples

Today in the state of Maine, a very unpopular bill was passed into law by a state congressional vote that could have voters casting new ballots in November. The new law placed a tax on the intimate moments between married couples. "They want to tr...

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Funny story: Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Massachusetts voters have been energized as never before, as the special election to replace the ever pickled Senate Icon Ted Kennedy heads into the final hours before Tuesday's election. On the playing field, Martha Coakley a weak kneed state Att...

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Funny story: Income Tax Abolished

Income Tax Abolished

Here is part of a script I have written called: The Course of Human Events Written by: Terry Blount [News report on tv] Reporter: The Internal Revenue Service released their annual reports today and for the third consecutive year the taxes collected have declined to all time low of just over 1 trillion dollars. Meanwhile, congress is voting tomorrow to raise the national debt...

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Funny story: Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario Ordered to Pay 5.1 Mil in Back Taxes

Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario Ordered to Pay 5.1 Mil in Back Taxes

Earlier today, a raspy looking Sanchez-Vicario was found by a Spanish court to have evaded paying $ 5.1 Million dollars in taxes to Spain, dating back to her glory years in the late 80's and early 90's. The one time number 2 player on the WTA tenn...

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Funny story: Darling Announces Plans To Tax 'Mingers and Munters'

Darling Announces Plans To Tax 'Mingers and Munters'

(Defecated News) Some call it cynical electioneering, other call it genius. Whatever people think of it, one thing is certain - it will be passed as law by very soon. As of next week, people considered by the governenment to be 'fucking munters'...

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Funny story: Government To Tax Vinegar Strokes

Government To Tax Vinegar Strokes

In a shock move to beat the recession, the government has announced that it will be introducing taxation on vinegar strokes. The move is part of a strategic plan designed to reduce the tax burden on bankers in the affluent South-East. "Most vin...

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Funny story: The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

SANTA MONICA, California - Former actor Burt Reynolds who gained world wide fame through his Smokey and The Bandit Movies 1 thru 17, was saddened to hear about the new Federal Botox Tax. Reynolds, who says that every day he regrets dumping Sally F...

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Funny story: 'Large VAT, Dave, and put it on the slate'

'Large VAT, Dave, and put it on the slate'

[Cheesy music, credits run] [Scene: The Winchester Club in Hammersmith] 'Wotcher, Dave, 'as Arfur been in today?' 'No, Tel, 'e's not been in for days. Why not try the lockup?' 'Yeah, might just do that. Give us a lager, please.' 'Comin' up.' [Detective Inspector Chisholm appears, followed by his Welsh sergeant, Terry McCann starts to quickly leave] ''Old it, McCann! Where are you going...

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Funny story: Rude Comment to YouTube "Taxman" Leads to Audit

Rude Comment to YouTube "Taxman" Leads to Audit

Mark Krowly didn't take kindly to IRS agent Gerald Fitts making a YouTube video warning potential tax dodgers to look out this season, so he told the agent to "f--k off" during a 197 character rant that may have led to his audit. Krowly says he wa...

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Funny story: IRS denies hope to the poor

IRS denies hope to the poor

Infernal Revenue Service HQ, Underground Lair - The IRS announced today a new program to dash the hopes of the poor and middle class workers of America, and the upper-middle class Americans to boot. A new program is being developed to specifically...

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Funny story: 'Roll Tax' Proposal Slammed By Tories

'Roll Tax' Proposal Slammed By Tories

The new manifesto promise by Labour to add a tax of £1 on each toilet roll sold in the UK has been dismissed by David Cameron as, "taxing crap". The controversial measure announced by Gordon Brown earlier in the week was launched as a "flagship ma...

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