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Funny story: Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

The world's most tattooed lady, Loretta Louella MacSpanky sparked a massive police operation today when she went missing in DC Marvel's Comic Book Store in Bogart, Georgia. Her distraught husband Hank MacSpanky, still deeply shocked by events, tol...

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Funny story: Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

When David Beckham stripped off for a kit change during AC Milan's 3-0 win over Juventus, eagle-eyed Milan fan Carlo Cosa-Nostra almost choked on his cappucino. For right there, just above the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England midf...

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Funny story: Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...

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Funny story: Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

The Shaw-Blackham-Robb-Watson Funeral Parlors have informed Rogers, Arkansas Police that they have discovered old people who die in the local Sunny Days Retirement Center and Nursing Home have been tattooed. Chuck Robb, one of the owners of the fune...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers, 67, Gets A Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Joan Rivers, 67, Gets A Tramp Stamp Tattoo

BROOKLYN - The undisputed 'Queen of Comedy' (just ask her) Joan Rivers has done what Las Vegas odds-makers bet 10 to 1 she would never do. "Collagen" Joan has gotten herself a 'tramp stamp' tattoo. The four inch tall tattoo is a caricature of a Je...

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Funny story: Belgium - What Went Wrong?

Belgium - What Went Wrong?

Incoming news appears to suggest that the small European country of Belgium, has gone totally off the rails, and is nowhere near as good as it used to be. Warnings coming in suggest that the small country, once renowned for the port of Ostend, wit...

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Funny story: Starface Tattoo Girl Admits She Did It For The Spoof

Starface Tattoo Girl Admits She Did It For The Spoof

A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof. Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep...

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Funny story: Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

CHICAGO - Rihanna fresh from taking Chris (Brown) back after her horrendous fall in which she received facial bruises, a swollen lip, a bloody nose, as well as various other scrapes, abrasions, and cuts says she has never been happier. She told Ka...

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Funny story: Obama Admits He Has Multiple Tattoos

Obama Admits He Has Multiple Tattoos

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama admitted yesterday that he has multiple tattoes. "Body Art" is not original in the Oval Office to this President as many previous Presidents served in the military. Obama is the first, however, to ha...

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Funny story: FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

At an extraordinary press conference on Sunday, the FIFA President showed off his brand new bollocks to the worlds media. In response to growing concerns over whether South Africa can host the next world cup, he whipped off his trousers to show t...

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Funny story: Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

First there were white-Americans. And they discovered native-Americans. These fled west, forcing white-Americans to invite in African-Americans to share-the-wealth. Anthropologist Professor Alfred Sneikenpeikr from University of California Berke...

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Funny story: Top London Surgeon Rescues Bart Simpson Tattoo Toddler

Top London Surgeon Rescues Bart Simpson Tattoo Toddler

A top London surgeon has stepped in to rescue a toddler who has had Bart Simpson burned onto his forearm after a cheap Spanish stick-on tattoo went wrong. The toddler was allowed the stick on henna tattoo by his parents, but suffered an allergic r...

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Funny story: Prince William: I want a tattoo.

Prince William: I want a tattoo.

Prince William is desperate to get a tattoo - but worries girlfriend Kate Middleton would think it was "chavvy". Wills, 26, told Navy pals he wanted a huge inking on his back like England star David Beckham, who has a giant angel. But the Prince s...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Gets New Tattoo After Mental Hospital Release

Britney Spears Gets New Tattoo After Mental Hospital Release

Britney Spears checked herself out of a Los Angeles mental hospital today and celebrated her release with a new tattoo. Body paint artist Juan Orozco gave the Pop Princess a multi colored image that Britney said should keep her out of trouble and he...

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Funny story: Is Zac Efron going punk?

Is Zac Efron going punk?

High School Muscical's Heartthrob, Zac Efron was spotted at a LA tattoo parlour. The tattoo parlour, "Old Skool Tattoos" was open just for Efron.

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Funny story: Lunkhead Ponders First Tattoo

Lunkhead Ponders First Tattoo

Joel Bracket, a stiflingly unintelligent Tight End on the Jesse Helms High School (Weevil, Ga.) football team announced yesterday to a locker room of bemused team-mates that he intended on getting his first tattoo next month.

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Funny story: See The Tattoo Lady

See The Tattoo Lady

HOLLYWOOD -- Once only at the sideshow, and now on every Hollywood piece of female meat -- I give you one more tattooed lady. This one's an up and coming Angelina Jolie carbon would-be copier.

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