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Funny story: Susan Boyle to star in ''Shrek the Musical''

Susan Boyle to star in ''Shrek the Musical''

It has been announced today that Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer that shot to fame in 2009 following her audition for 'Britain's Got Talent', is to star in 'Shrek the Musical' The award-winning Broadway stage show is to make it's London debut a...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to Design own Fashion Collection

Susan Boyle to Design own Fashion Collection

It would appear that once you attain celebrity status, the next stage is to launch your own perfume and then a fashion range. Celebrities including Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, Katie Price and recently Britney Spears have all put their 'day-jobs'...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatic crashes husband's car!

SuBo fanatic crashes husband's car!

A Susan Boyle fanatic was today in shock after accidentally crashing her wealthy husband's car through a parking lot wall. The unnamed fanatic, thought to be in her mid-90's, had apparently forgotten how to drive, having not left her house since Marc...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Traumatizes Twin Teens Who Break Into Her Home

Susan Boyle Traumatizes Twin Teens Who Break Into Her Home

When Hamish and twin brother "Scotty" broke into the home of singer Susan Boyle, they thought she was gone on another singing tour. However, they were wrong. Scheduled to sing in Paris, the French took one look at her and suggested she wear a burq...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics bankrupt wealthy husbands!

SuBo fanatics bankrupt wealthy husbands!

A growing number of Susan Boyle fanatic's wealthy husbands have filed for bankruptcy over the last few days, after the fanatic's beloved meeting place was offline for a second day. The fanatics had nothing better to do than spend their wealthy husban...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle rehearsing in secret with partner, Harold Q. Fuey, for Dancing with The Stars - said to be happy to hear of Piers Morgan's recect wedding

Susan Boyle rehearsing in secret with partner, Harold Q. Fuey, for Dancing with The Stars - said to be happy to hear of Piers Morgan's recect wedding

Susan Boyle told our writer, Lady Godiva, that she is indeed rehearsing (in secret) for her role with dancing partner, Spoof Writer Harold Q Fuey, on Dancing With The Stars. They meet once a week in a back-room of the Office (whose address is a we...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics declare independence!

SuBo fanatics declare independence!

A gaggle of Susan Boyle fanatics have today stormed her old house, declaring it an independent State to be known as 'The Principality of SuboLand'. The fanatics, all wearing red scarves, were able to sneak past the spotty teenager guarding the house...

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Funny story: 'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo behind the rhinestone-studded leather mask? Tuck...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be judge on America's Got Talent

Susan Boyle to be judge on America's Got Talent

Susan Boyle has been asked to be on the panel of judges for the next season of 'America's Got Talent'. Susan has accepted the 'challenge' but has ONE stipulation. The stipulation is that the Americans - and indeed the Brits. - improve their English...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Pictures posted on the internet showing the vagina of Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle, have largely been ignored by fans, it's been reported. The photos, showing a dry, hairy, grey clam with myriad folds of flabby white skin, have drawn...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics not happy with budget!

SuBo fanatics not happy with budget!

Susan Boyle fanatics were deeply unhappy with today's UK emergency budget, after the chancellor announced a 300% tax on red scarves. The new FAT (Fanatic's Added Tax) is expected to raise several billion Pounds, mostly from wealthy American fanatics.

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle has, we heard recently from a very reliable source, expressed her desire to be on the reality show, 'Dancing With The Stars'. When interviewed recently she is reported to have commented, "Och aye. Tis troo. A want te be on Dancin'...

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Funny story: Memo to True Subo Fans: How To Train Your Sassy Dragon

Memo to True Subo Fans: How To Train Your Sassy Dragon

Problems in Susan Boyle fandom took a raw turn last week when a Bare your Boobs for Susan campaign was sabotaged. "It's so not fair. I've got nothing in that department." cried one flat chested fan as she put the cat out on the way to the Eutha...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones speak on 'Mark Lowton joining a monastery' and 'Susan Boyle becoming a nun'

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones speak on 'Mark Lowton joining a monastery' and 'Susan Boyle becoming a nun'

Recently interviewed by our satirist, Lady Godiva, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, (residents of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, England - both sporting 'South Bank facelifts - see below for definition), alleged new acquaintences of The Spoof's own...

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Funny story: SuBo in Mars concert tour!

SuBo in Mars concert tour!

Susan Boyle is to perform a series of concerts on Mars later this year, according to reports in the popular press. However, it was later revealed that this is, in fact, a hoax. "We had this email from some geezer called Mr. B.S. Artist," said Mr.

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Funny story: Susan Boyle is contemplating joining a convent as a result of reading that The Spoof's OWN Mark Lowton is joining a Monastery

Susan Boyle is contemplating joining a convent as a result of reading that The Spoof's OWN Mark Lowton is joining a Monastery

Satirist Lady G. reports that Susan B is considering joining a convent and becoming a nun. Susan has been reading The Spoof on a regular basis and is aware that this may soon become a purely 'religious' site. She has been reading ALL of the article...

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Funny story: Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

What is it with Susan Boyle anyway? We thought she learned her lesson the last time she chatted up potential wedding plans without a rock on her finger from boyfriend Paul Gadd. According to my extremely dodgy sources, the grey/blonde singer is...

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