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Funny story: Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

The British government, in a bid to tackle the problems of traffic congestion, the environment and the growing cost to the NHS of smoking across the country, have announced plans for British motorists to fund smokers' ill health.

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Funny story: Segway Injuries Linked to Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Segway Injuries Linked to Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Bedford, NH -- A highly placed manager in the company has told this reporter that - after the most recent recall has died down - Segway has a new plan for handling any software problems associated with the popular (and first-born priced) transporter...

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Funny story: Bush Condems Military Intelligence

Bush Condems Military Intelligence

George Bush expressed anger, today, that the C.I.A.. the Defense Intelligence Agency, and the State Department's intelligence bureau have not provided him with a "smoking gun", which he could use to launch a nuclear attack on Iran.

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Turns in Pot-Smoking Sister

Nancy Grace Turns in Pot-Smoking Sister

ATLANTA (AP) Nancy Grace, a Court TV analyst and former Atlanta prosecutor is now a rising star on CNN. Rising ratings and even rumors of replacing Larry King have not seemed to satisfy the often-abrasive Nancy Grace. Many TV viewers believed that Na...

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Funny story: Tobacco Industry Given Government Approval

Tobacco Industry Given Government Approval

Asphyxiated Press Release == An appeals court Friday dealt a major blow to the government's attempt to hold the tobacco industry accountable for decades of alleged deceit about the dangers of smoking, ruling the Justice Department can't seek...

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Funny story: Surgeon General's Office Finds Multiple New Problems with Smoking

Surgeon General's Office Finds Multiple New Problems with Smoking

The Surgeon General's office released a report today that cigarette smoking contains dangers other than just lung and throat cancer. Dewey Flintlock, official spokesman, said in an interview that these dangers are far reaching. "Have you ever notic...

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Funny story: Government to Ban Voting in Public Places

Government to Ban Voting in Public Places

Following government restrictions on unhealthy foods and the imminent ban on smoking, a bill has been tabled in Parliament today to outlaw the practice of voting in public places.

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Funny story: White House: Smoking Fights Terror

White House: Smoking Fights Terror

WASHINGTON - The White House announced a new program today in the fight against terror: smoking. The government says that smoking can help to eliminate terror targets and drive terrorists from the US's borders.

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Funny story: Top Doc Declares Smoking Okay

Top Doc Declares Smoking Okay

Dr. Stan Geldefson, the top doctor in Smackeyville, Iowa, announced this week that smoking is "okay, I guess."...

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Funny story: Hey Jude - Don't Puff On That Tuft

Hey Jude - Don't Puff On That Tuft

It has been revealed that the actor Jude Law has starting smoking human hair.

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Funny story: Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Stockholm, Sweden-The latest news from the Swedish Institute of Health reveals a surprising new find in geriatrics. Smokers are 86% less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's than non-smokers are. "This is very surprising," said Swedish researcher, Dr...

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Funny story: Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Scientists from several North American universities and research facilities met on Monday to discuss a new treatment for the nicotine patch. The treatment, called "smoking," has been tested thoroughly in the lab, and now tests are moving on to human...

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Funny story: US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

In what seems to be a breakthrough in their quest for Iraqi WMD U.S forces may have found indications of chemical weapons near Al Baklava barrack complex, Fos News confirmed Friday. According to the news agency, Iraqi villagers recently reported susp...

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Funny story: Smoking to Impress

Smoking to Impress

In Daytona, Florida, on the International Speedway, a young man of 20 yrs, decided to impress the 13 yr. old girl in the car next to him.

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